Chapter 36- FALCON PUNCH! (Unicorn Mann and Goldy) (Again)
Goldy's P.O.V.
COME ON GOLDY! JUST BUTTON MASH! I have to beat Unicorn. I look beside me. Unicorn was absolutely beating me at this game! I can't have this happen. I whip out my phone. This outta distract him.
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Golden Midget: ima beat u
Luke I Am Yo Father: Are you texting me when I'm sitting right next to you?
Golden Midget: ima falcon punch u off dis map
Luke I Am Yo Father: I'm literally right next to you, there is no need to text me.
Golden Midget: ur gonna be crying after I absolutely destroy u
Luke I Am Yo Father: Suuuuuuuuuuure.
Luke I Am Yo Father: I'm totally gonna destroy you
Golden Midget: u wish
Luke I Am Yo Father: Darling, I don't wish for things I know.
Golden Midget: i dont understand dat but it sounds cool
Luke I Am Yo Father: Hey, look behind you.
Golden Midget: I am no dum dum
Golden Midget: i wont fall 4 dat
Golden Midget: i will destroy u
Luke I Am Yo Father: Chill Goldy. It's just a game. It's not like we made bets or anything.
Golden Midget: how bout dis
Golden Midget: if i win u buy me food
Luke I Am Yo Father: And if I win?
Golden Midget: i dunno what do u want
Luke I Am Yo Father: To kiss you.
Golden Midget: to what
Luke I Am Yo Father: THAT WAS A JOKE!
Luke I Am Yo Father: I want a block of gold.
Golden Midget: y
Luke I Am Yo Father: Because I'm poor.
Golden Midget: Fine then. Deal.
Luke I Am Yo Father: Sweet.
Luke I Am Yo Father: Oh.
Luke I Am Yo Father: I found this really cool song, you wanna hear?
Golden Midget: sure what it called
Luke I Am Yo Father: It's called YOU LOST!
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What? I look up from my phone and to the screen. I HAD LOST! DANG IT! I throw my controller on the floor. I see Unicorn look at me. He ruffles my hair a bit, he's totally gloating.
"Hey, you don't have to give me anything if you don't want to," He says. I look at him and I smile. He smiles back. Me and him were just sitting at the end of my bed, playing video games. Maybe I should scare him. I turn to him and jump on him.
"SURPRISE ATTACK!" I yell as I tackle him
"GOLDY!" He yells.
Question Of The Day!
Who do you think is funnier, Ryan or Unicorn Mann?
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