Chapter 78- DON'T GO BREAKING HER HEART! (Cookie and Shark)
Shark's P.O.V.
No. No....why? WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!? WHY AM I HERE!? Just to suffer! I can't believe it........I forgot to record game of thrones! What freaking goon! I can't believe-Ding! Really? In the middle of my totally 💯 percent serious monologue?
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Cookie: So.
Cookie: Shark.
SharkyBoi9000: yeah what is it Cookie
Cookie: I need to tell you something
Cookie: Something
Cookie: Extremely
Cookie: Extremely important.
SharkyBoi9000: what is it
Cookie: I've started to notice that my friend Lizzie has started to take a certain liking to you.
SharkyBoi9000: I would hope so I mean me and Lizzie are great friends
Cookie: I mean a romantic interest with you.
Cookie: Even though she told me that love is something we should worry about after school.
SharkyBoi9000: oh
SharkyBoi9000: I didn't know that Lizzie liked me
SharkyBoi9000: it is kinda obvious now that i think about it
SharkyBoi9000: I'm guessing your here to tell me to back off and never talk to Lizzie again?
Cookie: No.
Cookie: That's not why I'm here.
SharkyBoi9000: oh snap bro, no way
Cookie: I AM NOT YOUR BRO, BRO HAM!
SharkyBoi9000: then why did you just call me bro
Cookie: I AM HERE TO SAY FOR YOU TO NOT! BREAK LIZZIE'S HEART!
SharkyBoi9000: wait what
Cookie: You heard me right.
Cookie: Listen.
Cookie: From my experience, love is not something that should be help back or stopped.
Cookie: So I'm changing.
SharkyBoi9000: oh
SharkyBoi9000: well, I won't disappoint
Cookie: Good
SharkyBoi9000: I'll take good care
Cookie: I'm glad.
Cookie: BUT IF YOU BREAK HER HEART I'LL STAB YOU UNTIL THE BLOOD IS OOZING OUT OF YOUR BODY, THEN I'LL FEED YOU TO THE PIGS, YOU BUTT SCRATCHING BABOON'S BUTT LOOKING CHEEKY SON OF A GUN!
Cookie: I'LL KILL YOU!
Cookie: I'LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS!
Cookie: I'LL LOCK YOU IN A CLOSET!
Cookie: I'LL DROWN YOU!
Cookie: I'LL UNLEESH THE WRATH IF A THOUSAND RAMS UPON YOU!
SharkyBoi9000: OKAY, I'm out!
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Sheesh. What a psychopath! Now where was I? Oh yeah. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Okay. I'm over it. Time to watch some Wars Star.
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