Chapter 23- Fun and Cruelty Are Very Different (Goldy and Unicorn Mann)
Goldy's P.O.V.
OH YEAH! TODAY'S GAME WAS SO FUN! We played MURDER. It was so fun. Everything was so excited. EXPLOSIONS! ACTION! DEATH! IT WAS SO GOOD! I even managed to kill Tina four times. FOUR TIMES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
I gotta text Unicorn. I run into my room. I trip over my rug, but I don't care. I pick up my phone and text Unicorn.
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Golden Midget: oh my gursh dat game was exciting
Unicorn Beard: No it wasn't.
Golden Midget: what do u mean
Unicorn Beard: BECAUSE IT WAS SO CRUEL!
Golden Midget: it was so fun
Unicorn Beard: I WAS STABBED TWENTY TIMES!
Golden Midget: it was apart of the excitment
Unicorn Beard: IF YOU CALL EXCRUCIATING PAIN EXCITING!
Golden Midget: it only lasted for like two seconds
Unicorn Beard: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Unicorn Beard: MY BACK'S STILL HURTING! I'M IN MY REGENERATION MACHINE RIGHT NOW!
Golden Midget: come on
Golden Midget: name 1 reason y it wasnt fun
Unicorn Beard: UM! TINA AND RYAN YELLED AT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME FOR NOT BEING "ENTHUSIASTIC ENOUGH!"
Golden Midget: well i mean I guess
Unicorn Beard: THEY TARGETED YOU EVERY GAME!
Golden Midget: thats a part of the excitiment
Golden Midget: the chase was a mazing
Unicorn Beard: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!
Unicorn Beard: YOU DIED SO MANY TIMES! HOW IS THAT FUN!
Golden Midget: it was so a mazing to out run them even if i died
Golden Midget: and when i was murder er
Golden Midget: chasing them was so rewarding
Golden Midget: and when ryan as the detective shot the gas tank
Golden Midget: the explosion was so much more bigger than the usual
Unicorn Beard: At least someone had some fun.
Golden Midget: come on
Golden Midget: it wasnt dat bad
Golden Midget: im sure u have a faverite part
Unicorn Beard: LEAVING!
Golden Midget: are u mad or somethin
Unicorn Beard: Sorry, I'm just in a mood.
Golden Midget: oh ok
Golden Midget: do u need time alone
Unicorn Beard: Yeah, I'll text you later.
Unicorn Beard: 6:00 maybe?
Golden Midget: sure
Golden Midget: ttyl
Unicorn Beard: See ya later peanut.
Golden Midget: why do u keep callin me peanut
Unicorn Beard: Sorry. Can't answer. Peanut. I'm in my regeneration pod!
Golden Midget: 😑
Golden Midget: Ttyl
Unicorn Beard: Ttyl
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WOOOOOOOOOH! WHAT A GREAT TIME. I'm sad that Unicorn doesn't feel the same way about the game, but it was still fun. I start thinking about the game. That is what you call GOOD TIMES.
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