Chapter 72- OH HAWK NO! (Goldy and Unicorn Mann)
Unicorn Mann's P.O.V.
Aaaaahhhhh! What a beautiful, relaxing, peaceful, crimeless day. Just a great way to relax and be comfy. You know. Today might be a really good da- DING! Darn it. I knew I jinxed it.
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Golden Midget: unicorn! we have a problem!
Lukewarm: Yes Goldy?
Golden Midget: remember when Ryan got that mohawk?
Lukewarm: Yes.
Lukewarm: Why are you bringing this up again?
Lukewarm: We agreed to forget about it.
Golden Midget: well, I went to my barber today, and he gave me one.
Lukewarm: .....
Lukewarm: Oh no
Golden Midget: i know
Lukewarm: Hold up.
Lukewarm: This is totally a prank.
Golden Midget: it isn't.
Lukewarm: Show me proof.
Golden Midget: *shows picture of her mohawk*
Lukewarm: Oh
Golden Midget: what'dya ya mean oh?!
Lukewarm: You honestly don't look so bad.
Lukewarm: You still look cute.
Golden Midget: cute?
Lukewarm: I SAY IN A PLATONIC SENSE!
Lukewarm: I TOTALLY MEANT THAT IN A PLATONIC WAY!
Lukewarm: THE VIEWERS CAN VOUCH FOR ME! I MEANT IT IN A PLATONIC SENSE!
Golden Midget: whats a platonic?
Golden Midget: and what so u mean by viewers?
Lukewarm: Platonic means in a homie kind of way.
Golden Midget: ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Golden Midget: in that case, i platonic you too buddy!
Lukewarm: I should have saw that answer coming.
Golden Midget: but what about the viewers part?
Lukewarm: ANYWAYS, I don't think you should be ashamed.
Golden Midget: why not?
Lukewarm: Because, no matter what, we still love you. You'll always be our Goldy. No matter what hair you have.
Golden Midget: thanks bud.
Golden Midget: that helps.
Lukewarm: No problem.
Golden Midget: but what about Tina?
Lukewarm: Don't worry.
Golden Midget: why wouldn't i worry about Tina, she's gonna laugh and bully me like she always does.
Lukewarm: Oh, she's gonna be out for a week.
Golden Midget: why?
Lukewarm: In her apple juice, I put some cocaine-
TAKE 2
Lukewarm: In her apple juice, I put a special "potion" in it.
Golden Midget: oh ok
Lukewarm: See ya Goldy!
Golden Midget: oh, bye!
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Finally, now it's peace time. BOOOOM! I look outside. Dr. Ostrich was unleashing another giant rooster upon the city. Well, just when I was having peace time. What a mother son of a baboons butt.
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