Ryguyrocky Texting Stories

Untitled Part 118

Chapter 114- Snowball (Ryan and Tina)

Ryan's P.O.V.

Sheesh. This is really irritating. I mean, I know I got hit in the eye with a snowball and everything, but I didn't think it would feel this....weird. Maybe it's because I didn't get hit at normal speeds. After all, I did get hit at the rates of

Unicorn Mann's strength. Which is probably faster. Mom said I shouldn't touch my eye in any way. But I really want to just feel my eye. What does it feel like. I mean it wouldn't hurt to- DING! I look at my phone. It was Tina.

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Rawr Snail: OH MY GOSH!

Rawr Snail: RYAN ARE YOU OKAY!

Tea Hee Hee: Yes Tina, I'm perfectly fine.

Rawr Snail: I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED! ARE YOU OKAY!

Tea Hee Hee: Relax Tina! Just clam down.

Tea Hee Hee: My eye is perfectly fine.

Rawr Snail: OH! I'M SO GONNA GET UNICORN FOR THIS!

Rawr Snail: USING HIS SUPER STRENGTH IN A SNOWBALL BATTLE!

Rawr Snail: HOW IRRESPONSIBLE!

Rawr Snail: AND HE HIT YOU IN THE EYE WITH A SNOWBALL!

Rawr Snail: WHY I OUTTA POUND HIM!

Tea Hee Hee: TINA! CLAM DOWN!

Tea Hee Hee: MY EYE IS FINE! UNICORN APOLOGIZED!

Rawr Snail: OH THAT'S RIGHT YOUR EYE!

Rawr Snail: CUTIE YOU NEED SOME ICE!

Tea Hee Hee: Ice is what hit me you idiot.

Rawr Snail: Oh yeah, good point.

Rawr Snail: I'L BRING YOU CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!

Tea Hee Hee: Yes because my eye is supposed to drink chicken noodle soup and feel better.

Rawr Snail: Another good point.

Rawr Snail: Probably because your so smart cutie!

Tea Hee Hee: Yes, feed me compliments, my eye feels so much better.

Rawr Snail: Ryan! I'm trying to help you!

Rawr Snail: Why are you being so grouchy.

Tea Hee Hee: I dunno, my being grouchy because someone KEEPS OVERREACTING AFTER I SAID FOR THEM TO RELAX!

Rawr Snail: Well Fine then! You tell em what I need to do to make you feel better!

Tea Hee Hee: We can just have a nice conversation and let my eye heal and not flip the flip out.

Rawr Snail: NOT AN OPTION!

Tea Hee Hee: Welp, I dunno what to say because it's the only option.

Rawr Snail: DON'T WORRY RYAM! I'LL THINK OF A WAY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER REALLY FAST.

Tea Hee Hee: Tina, please don't.

Rawr Snail: I'LL BRING YOU A BAGUETTE!

Tea Hee Hee: Tina, that doesn't make any sense.

Tea Hee Hee: Either your trying to make this chapter longer, or your trying to make this chapter longer.

Rawr Snail: I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU!

Tea Hee Hee: And I already told you that my eye is fine and doesn't need help.

Rawr Snail: I'LL BRING YOU A HEATING PACK!

Tea Hee Hee: You'll bring me a What?

Rawr Snail: A HEATING PACK!

Rawr Snail: YOU GOT HIT WITH ICE, AND ICE IS COLD, SO I MEAN, A HEATING PACK, WHICH IS HOT, SHOULD DO THE TRICK RIGHT!

Tea Hee Hee: I don't know Tina, did you even research about this, to make sure that it works?

Rawr Snail: NO TIME FOR RESEARCH, WE JUST NEED TO GET YOU BETTER!

Tea Hee Hee: But if we don't know what it would do, doesn't that mean it has the chance to do even worse damage to my eye?

Rawr Snail: WE HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS!

Rawr Snail: WE NEED TO LET YOU LIVE!

Tea Hee Hee: I'm not gonna die because some stupid snowball hit my eye, the worse that can happen is that I'll go blind in one eye.

Rawr Snail: NO! WE CAN'T HAVE THAT HAPPEN!

Tea Hee Hee: Why?

Rawr Snail: BECAUSE THEN YOU CAN'T STARE INTO MY EYES WITH BOTH YOUR EYES!

Rawr Snail: AND THAT IS CRIMINAL! I'LL BRING THE HEATING PACK RIGHT AWAY!

Tea Hee Hee: Tina! No!

*Rawr Snail has left the chat*

Tea Hee Hee: Oh no.

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BANG BANG BANG! I look at my window. It was Tina. I slowly walk up to the window Tina was behind.

"Ryan, let me in, I got the heating pack!" Tina exclaims. I shake my head and lock the window.

"No thank you Tina, what I need right now is some rest," I say. Tina's face scrunches.

"Ryan, let me in RIGHT NOW!" Tina shouts. I turn around and flop back onto my bed. CRASH! I look at my window. Tina had broken it.

"Oh Ryaaaaaaaaaaann~" Tina says. I facepalm. Oh brother.

Question Of The Day!

Now that this ship has settled into the Ryguyrocky community, what are your CURRENT thoughts on Angel x Sal?