Ryguyrocky Texting Stories

Chapter 2

Chapter 2- TACO (Goldy and Unicorn Mann)

Unicorn Mann's (or should I say Luke) P.O.V.

I'm just sitting here. Thinking. What am I thinking? You may ask. I'm thinking about how BORED I am. Like, my goodness. There was no crime today, no people needing directions, no people who had their cat stuck in a tree, and no burning buildings. I mean it's good for the city, so I should just shut up. *awkward silence*.......................................SEE WHAT I MEAN! *ding* I take my phone out of my pocket and look at my texts.

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Golden Midget: TACOS!!!!!!

Proof That Unicorns Exist: Excuse?

Golden Midget: sowy im just textin to ask if u want to come over 4 tacos

Proof That Unicorns Exist: I don't see why not. I'll be there in about ten minutes.

Golden Midget: sweet

Proof That Unicorns Exist: I can text while flying.

Golden Midget: isnt that a good way to crash

Proof That Unicorns Exist: I fall off apartment buildings every day, crashing isn't gonna do anything.

Golden Midget: oh k

Golden Midget: but u need to come here cuz my mom makes da best tacos

Proof That Unicorns Exist: I'll be there in three minutes, also, can I crash at your place.

Golden Midget: let me ask my parents

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Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes.

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Golden Midget: they sayd sure

Proof That Unicorns Exist: Sweet.

Golden Midget: So what do you want to do at my house.

Proof That Unicorns Exist: Let's just eat, talk, play video games, and sleep.

Golden Midget: but sleep is 4 lozers

Proof That Unicorns Exist: Says the person with a sloth on her tank top.

Golden Midget: touche

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I start to fly down into Goldy's house when I fall and crash through a window. Ouch. I see Goldy run over.

"WHAT THE HECK DUDE!" She exclaims. Her parents run in after her.

"Hey. I asked if I could crash at your place," I say, earning a giggle from Goldy.