Chapter 79- Where? (Goldy and Unicorn Mann)
Goldy's P.O.V.
Ugh. This is so dumb! It's been on my mind all of the time. And I can't get it out. Not after what Ryan said. I just need to know. What is the answer? It's been stuck in my brain. But who can answer it? I know! My dudebro, broham, broski, UNICORN MANN!
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Golden Midget: unicorn!
Lukewarm: Yes Goldy?
Golden Midget: can i get an amen!
Lukewarm: Amen.
Golden Midget: can you help me with a really important question?
Lukewarm: Um sure.
Lukewarm: What is it.
Golden Midget: its like super important
Lukewarm: Welp, ask and you shall receive.
Golden Midget: like really really important
Lukewarm: Then ask!
Golden Midget: where do babies come from?
Lukewarm: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Lukewarm: Why do you want to know?
Golden Midget: cuz i got'a
Lukewarm: Here, let me rephrase that.
Lukewarm: Do you HAVE to know?
Golden Midget: yes
Lukewarm: Oh Boy this is gonna be hard.
Lukewarm: Well, you see.
Lukewarm: ...
Lukewarm: Messenger falcons!
Golden Midget: huh
Lukewarm: Messenger falcons!
Lukewarm: MESSENGER FALCONS FLY TO CLOUD 69!
Lukewarm: SCRATCH THAT!
Lukewarm: CLOUD 7!
Lukewarm: CLOUD 7!
Lukewarm: AND THERE, BABIES ARE GENERATED AND SPEWED INTO THE WILD!
Lukewarm: IT'S THEN THAT THE STORKS PICK THEM UP AND FLY ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS!
Lukewarm: AND WHEN PARENTS MAKE A REQUEST FOR BABIES, THE STORKS FLY TO THEM AND GIVE THE LOVELY CHILD TO THEM!
Lukewarm: THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM!
Golden Midget: woah!
Golden Midget: righteous dude!
Golden Midget: man, those messenger falcons!
Lukewarm: Okay, now, let's drop this subject and never bring it up again Okay!
Golden Midget: no!
Golden Midget: i wanna know more about the messenger falcons!
Lukewarm: Another day!
Lukewarm: HOW ABOUT SOME TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL!
Golden Midget: okay, fine.
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*6 years later*
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Golden Midget: YOU LIED TO ME!
Lukewarm: About what?
Golden Midget: Let me give you a hint!
Golden Midget: Messenger falcons...
Lukewarm: ...
Lukewarm: Ah, fu-
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