Chapter 64- Priggity Pranked (Ryan and Goldy)
Ryan's P.O.V.
Where the heck am I!? One second I was in my room then POOF! Now I'm in......in.........a website? The heck. What website is this? Wattpa- DING! AAAAH! The heck! Oh. Goldy just texted me.
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Oblivious: Lol XD! Lmao. BOOOOOOIIIII!
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: Excuse?
Oblivious: YO! My dude Ryan. What is up HOMIE!
Oblivious: BOOM CHICKA BOOM BA BOOM!
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: What?
Oblivious: Dude, you wanna go hang, it'll totes be lit.
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: You still use the word lit?
Oblivious: DAAAAAAAAAAAB!
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: No one dabs anymore.
Oblivious: Now watch me whip and nae BROSKI!
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: ..........
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: I know this isn't Goldy.
Oblivious: What'ya talkin about HOMIE! I'm totes the real deal. SWAG! *airhorn noises* See, I'm so GUCCHI dude.
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: Tina, you sound like a grandpa trying to be a hipster.
Oblivious: WHAAAAT! TINA!? Phhhffft. HOMIE! It's me Goldy
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: Tina, Goldy doesn't capitalize anything, and doesn't use correct punctuation, or punctuation at all.
Oblivious: Damn
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: Tina. How did you get Goldy's phone?
Oblivious: When I was slaughtering her in spleef today, she dropped her phone, so I took it so I could destroy it.
Oblivious: THEN! I thought of a brilliant prank idea! The best I've ever thought of!
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: If this was your best idea, then that's really pathetic.
Oblivious: WHAT!
Oblivious: THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: Your right, But you executed it to poorly.
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: Goldy doesn't use words like lit, dab, swag, whip, or nae nae. Actually, no one does anymore.
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: You acted like you were from 2015.
Oblivious: But I was so convincing!
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: You really weren't.
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: Now, I want you to return the phone to Goldy.
Oblivious: NO!
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: Do it, or else!
Oblivious: Or else what! Huh! Huh!
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: I'll ban you from the Daycare!
Oblivious: WHAT! You can't do that!
Ry To The Guy: Watch me.
Oblivious: FINE! I'll return the darn phone.
Oblivious: But only because you said so!
Ry To The Guy To The Rocky: Mhm. Suuuuuure.
Oblivious: Ugh.
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Anyways, back to the subject at hand. Where am I. And what's that? It looks like a home button. I wonder what would happen if I-
Question Of The Day!
If you were to kill one Daycare character, who would you kill?
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