Chapter 19- Now! (Tina and Unicorn Mann)
Unicorn Mann's P.O.V.
I was in the middle of stopping a crime. A villian by the name of Sawblade. Now normally he wouldn't be much of a problem, the difference is is that he was in a gigantic mech. He was absolutely schooling me right now. I could tell it would take a while. Not because of the mech. No. No. No. No. No. The reason why it would take longer was because there was a small annoyance while I was stopping that crime. Tina.
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Darth Tina: UNICORN!
Unicorn: Sorry Tina, but I'm kind of trying to make sure this town doesn't go down in flames. So if you don't mind, I'll have to talk to you later.
Darth Tina: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT! IT'S ABOUT ME AND RYAN'S RELATIONSHIP!
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Oh great, this again. I dodge a punch form the mech, only to be picked up and thrown into a billboard about toothpaste.
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Darth Tina: Unicorn
Darth Tina: Unicorn!
Darth Tina: UNICORN!
Unicorn: OH MY GOSH WHAT DO YOU WANT WOMAN!
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I quickly blow up the blades, shot out of from the mech, before they hit anyone or anything.
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Darth Tina: I WANT A LOVE POTION!
Darth Tina: NOW!
Unicorn: NO!
Darth Tina: WHY NOT!
Unicorn: Because whenever you guys have a potion In your grasp, you guys always cause some kind of disater
Darth Tina: HOW DID YOU MISSPELL DISASTER!
Unicorn: MAYBE BECAUSE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FLIPPING CRIME SCENE!
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I managed to rip off one of the arms of the mech while simultaneously texting BrattyMcBratScat at the same time. THEN, I get thrown into the side of some kind of school by the other arm. I look around to see, OH NO, kindergarteners. One of them raises their hand.
"Miss, why is their a shady purple guy in da classroom?" One of them asked. Before the teacher replied, I tell the kids that they will be ok. And before I finished speaking, I got picked up by the mech and thrown into an alleyway.
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Darth Tina: UNICORN! PAY ATTENTION!
Unicorn: TINA! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF STOPPING A CRIME!
Darth Tina: DON'T YELL AT ME! IT'S RUDE TO YELL!
Unicorn: Your yelling at me!
Darth Tina: What? I'm too innocent and nice to do that.
Unicorn: In which alternate universe?
Darth Tina: HEY!
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I manage to dismantle the other arm, but then he kicks me with the mech's leg. I hear another ding in my pocket. Tina had texted me to just give her the lightsaber. This is so stupid. I need to get this over with.
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Unicorn: IF I GIVE YOU A HIGGETY HECKING LOVE POTION, WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!?
Darth Tina: Of course.
Unicorn: FINE THEN! I'LL GIVE YOU A LOVE POTION!
Darth Tina: Joy.
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Finally. Peace. I hear a car explode, due to the mech. Sigh. Almost peace.

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