Ryguyrocky Texting Stories

Chapter 57

Chapter 57- Never Have I Ever (Goldy, Unicorn Mann, Ryan, and Tina)

Set in the Minecraft Dragons Universe.

No One's P.O.V.

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Ryguy: HEY GUYS!

Tiger Girl: Ryan?

UniBro: When did this group chat exist?

Lil' Goldy Elf: hey dood

Ryguy: So, I bet you're all really confused.

UniBro: Precisely.

Tiger Girl: Yeah, I'm confused.

Lil' Goldy Elf: im not confused he brought us here 2 talk

Ryguy: Well, not exactly that.

UniBro: Then why are we here?

Lil' Goldy Elf: probably to do something boring

Ryguy: Well, no, we're doing something, that is the opposite of boring!

UniBro: gnirob?

Ryguy: That's not what I meant Unicorn.

Ryguy: WE'RE PLAYING NEVER HAVE I EVER!

Lil' Goldy Elf: ugh

UniBro: Groan

Tiger Girl: I'll do it! Sounds fun!

Ryguy: See guys, Tina's into it.

Lil' Goldy Elf: well shes just bein stoopid

Tiger Girl: HEY!

UniBro: Okay, let's not fight, let's play the game.

Lil' Goldy Elf: fine

Ryguy: Never Have I Ever wanted to kiss someone.

Tiger Girl: I have.

Ryguy: I have.

Tiger Girl: You have!

UniBro: Guilty.

Lil' Goldy Elf: maybe

Ryguy: That isn't yes or no Goldy

Lil' Goldy Elf: maybe

Tiger Girl: Ryan, who have you wanted to kiss?

Ryguy: Um

Ryguy: This isn't going anywhere! Let's move on.

Ryguy: Tina your turn.

Tiger Girl: Never Have I Ever played a sport.

Tiger Girl: I have

Lil' Goldy Elf: me and unicorn have never played sports

Lil' Goldy Elf: nerds

UniBro: Um Goldy.

Lil' Goldy Elf: ya

UniBro: In this case, we'd be the nerds, not them.

Lil' Goldy Elf: Oh

Ryguy: I've picked up tennis recently.

UniBro: Well then put it back down.

Tiger Girl: Really! You started tennis!

Tiger Girl: We could totally be sport buddies senpai!

UniBro: Senpai!?

Ryguy: Yeah, Tina told me that it means a friend that they look up to.

Lil' Goldy Elf: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ryguy: What?

Lil' Goldy Elf: ryan thats not what it means

Tiger Girl: GOLDY! Shut up!

Ryguy: Okay then, let's move on, Goldy your next.

Lil' Goldy Elf: oooh

Lil' Goldy Elf: never have i ever gotten revenge on a bully

Ryguy: I haven't, it's best to not confront.

Tiger Girl: I have.

Lil' Goldy Elf: i havent

Tiger Girl: WHAT! That's a lie.

Lil' Goldy Elf: no

Lil' Goldy Elf: i prank people but not bullies

Ryguy: Unicorn?

UniBro: Well, I have.

Tiger Girl: Really?

UniBro: Well, remember that time a soccer ball "rained down from the sky" and hit Tony square in the jaw, when I was in the restroom.

Lil' Goldy Elf: no way

UniBro: Well, that was kinda me.

Ryguy: Dude. I though you stood for justice.

UniBro: Hey, being a vigilante and stopping "villains" is still justice.

Tiger Girl: So, the last one would be Unicorn right?

Ryguy: Yep, Unicorn, you have the floor.

UniBro: I don't believe that I should pick up the floor.

Ryguy: No, that's not what I meant.

Ryguy: Whatever lets just move on, just say your thing.

UniBro: Never Have I Ever been obsessed with tea.

Ryguy: OH COME ON!

Lil' Goldy Elf: 🤣

Tiger Girl: Oof

Ryguy: THAT WAS TARGETED!

UniBro: Nonsense, I shop at Walmart.

Lil' Goldy Elf: well i havent

UniBro: I haven't.

Tiger Girl: Sorry Ryan, But I havent.

Ryguy: I have.

Ryguy: Anyways, that's the game, I hope you had fun. I sure did

*Ryguy has left the chat*

Lil' Goldy Elf: i had fun

Lil' Goldy Elf: see ya

*Lil' Goldy Elf has left the chat*

Tiger Girl: Yeah I had fun.

*Tiger Girl has left the chat*

UniBro: I just realized that I shop at Walmart, but I live in a Trader Joe's parking lot.

*UniBro has left the chat*

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Question Of The Day!

What is your least favorite Minecraft Daycare pairing?