Strife, Fury, War...Death...4 individuals that were once feared by most who dipped their toes into the supernatural...be it God, or be it Satan. That's how dangerous these 4 were. But their time has passed. Despite being strong, they were not immort...
Bruce:"Nope, nope, nope. Make a step, I'mma shoot."
Jason:"Come on. Where's the bad boy attitude from middle school."
Bruce:"Locked in Davy Jones' Lock-BRUH I WANT KIDS, JESUS CHRIST!"
Watching Jason chase Bruce around brings a smile to my face. It used to be the other way around, and not as light hearted.
Desmond:"Now THIS is a scene to behold."
Leon:"Agreed."
Desmond:"But it bothers me, what do you think will happen with them considering the Sona vs Rias match."
Leon:"Better said Sona vs Xenovia. I'm almost fully sure that their help will be requested. Maybe not by Rias her, but..."
Desmond:"I mean, Bruce will most likely help his fiancée. Jason on the other hand, well...we talked a bit at the Gremory residence. As he puts it, he's more or less feeling attraction towards her in the way one would be attracted to a puppy."
Hmm, if he had a normal emotional spectrum, I can see that as love, but I suppose he's confused on how to act in his circumstances.
Leon:"Sigh... I'm not sure how to tackle this one. Best try would be to ask mother."
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Leon:"I mean, she's already married and from I gather, father wasn't always the calm and rational husband he is today. Who knows what hidden wisdom she packs?"
Desmond:"Yeah...I won't be the one to ask."
Leon:"So long with paying the debt, huh?"
Desmond:"Is she's involved in love talk, you're on your damn own."
Wow, very fucking heartwarming, jackass.
Leon:"Fine. I'll bite that bullet. Besides, everything that transpired here today, I need to explain the same things to our parents."
Desmond:"Who know even less details about the subject. All in all, one hell of a night."
Leon:"Not like I started on a high note to begin with, so it's fitting...Are those 2 done yet or is Jason really making sure he'll have less nephews to look after?"
Desmond:" Actually, if Bruce gets hit... don't you feel the damage?"
...
Leon:"Oh sweet Lord..."
Death:"You umm...better hurry."
Leon:"Yo! Jason! STOP!"
Jason:"Huh? You had your fill, out of the way!"
Leon:"No IDIOT!"
Bruce:"Finally! Someone who cares for my future bed performance!"
Leon:"Screw your bed performance! WHAT ABOUT MY KIDS?!"
...
Jason/Bruce:"...your kids?"
It took the a while to process the whole situation, for Bruce at least.
Bruce:"Ooooohhhhh...Well, if you put that way. HELP YOURSELF, JASON. CLEAN HIT, COME ON!"
Leon:"Dipshit!"
Jason:"Enough with that yelling! I had enough."
Thank the fucking universe.
Leon:"Finally, someone's thinking straight."
Bruce:"...bummer..."
Jason:"Shut it. All this shouting about doing it and then stopping. Sigh... So on that note..."
