Eight Mortal Secrets [Hetalia Drabbles] (Completed, to be Edited)

Mini Drabble LXX: Water Wars- Day 2

"Germany should be rounding the corner any minute..." Thaovy whispered to the remaining members of her team.

"Why couldn't Jett be with us to help? He is so much more inclined to these sorts of activities..." France said, shifting uncomfortably with his water gun sloshing in his grip.

"Jett was a moron and got himself out last night. It's up to us three to even the score and keep ourselves in this war." Thaovy explained.

Cooper rolled his eyes. "This'll work out great."

"SHHH, I hear footsteps." Thaovy hissed, pressing herself further into the bushes and loading her gun. France watched the sidewalk ahead nervously and New Zealand held tighter onto his water balloon.

A blonde man stepped out from behind the bushes, dressed up business casual and carrying a suit case. It was supposed to be Germany heading off to the world meeting he was hosting.

"TAKE THIS YOU WURST!" Thaovy screamed, spraying the man.

"THIS IS FOR THE UNCONSENTED OCCUPATION IN WORLD WAR TWO!" France yelled, following the Texan's lead.

"I DON'T THINK YOU'VE DONE ANYTHING TO ME IN PARTICULAR BESIDES BEING MY ENEMY BY ASSOCIATION!" New Zealand yelled, chucking his water balloons, which found their target.

Then, they realized that the man they were spraying was a lot thinner than Ludwig.

Because it was Berwald.

"SWEDEN!" Thaovy shouted, instantly cutting off her fire.

"Oh mon dieu, je suis tellement désolé! You were supposed to be Germany!" France explained frantically, allowing his water gun to drop to the ground.

"He takes to route the world meetings around this time, we thought- I mean, you're both blonde and tall- at first glance we thought you were him!" Cooper stuttered, stepping behind France slightly for protection.

Sweden's face remained emotionless as he removed his glasses and found a dry patch of his clothing to dry them off on. "'t's okay. I got paid f'r 't."

"Huh..?" The three wondered in confusion, when a car horn started blaring. A car that Thaovy recognized as Shelby's car Fernando sped by, with Romano's head and torso sticking out the passenger window, flipping the group off with both hands as they rolled by.

The three sat in silence for a moment as Sweden continued on his way, before Thaovy threw down her gun angrily. "FUCK!"

"Drop the gun, Taylor." Hope stated, pointing her water gun at Taylor.

"I'm sorry Hope. But I can't do that. Not this time." Taylor said, her own water gun aimed at her friend.

Suddenly, Hope felt a plastic gun barrel press to her back. "Awww, the Canadian is outnumbered." Luxembourg smiled brightly

Then, a water gun pressed to the back of Luxembourg's head, and he stiffened. "Sorry, little brother," Belgium stated from behind him, "but Soak and Seizure must prevail."

And there they stood, nervously watching each other movements for approximately five minutes. No one wanted to pull the trigger, knowing full well it was mutual destruction.

Suddenly, Mexico jumped in front Taylor, whipping a water balloon into Hope's chest. He ducked and rolled out of the way before Hope could hit him with a blast from her water gun, which hit Taylor instead. With the firing of Hope's gun, Luxembourg soaked Hope's back, and Belgium followed a split second later, before running away to escape also getting wet.

Austria and China, who were both off to the side recording the event, looked at each other and shrugged, ending the recordings and sending them to England.