Eight Mortal Secrets [Hetalia Drabbles] (Completed, to be Edited)

40 Things That Trigger Shelby's Aggressive Side (aka things America avoids)

hope_forever_18 did something similar, so credit to her.

1. Commenting on her thin eyebrows

2. Calling her short

3. Using her as an armrest

4. Attempting to pick her up without warning and without reason

5. Being racist, sexist, homophobic in any way

6. Insulting any religion

7. Saying the p word or the c word

8. Calling her a bitch

9. Telling her to act more lady like

10. Telling her she runs/throws/kicks/breathes/etc like a girl

11. Commenting on her physical appearance

12. Playing with her hair

13. Commenting on how much she's eating

14. Trying to take away food

15. Trying to feed her crappy Italian cuisine

16. Reminding her of politics

17. Asking her if she's a democrat or republican

18. Try and make her interact with people

19. Commenting on her soccer skills

20. Commenting on her running speed

21. Telling her Michelangelo isn't important to the team

22. Telling her Steven Universe is a show for children

23. Telling her she's acting like Arthur

24. Asking her why she always sings the national anthem when she's bored

25. Asking her to talk with her retainer in

26. Telling her a stupid Pole joke

27. Blaming her mistakes on her Polish ancestry

28. Telling her America is a horrible place to live

29. Telling her Michigan is a part of Canada

30. Telling her she sounds Canadian

31. Saying Detroit isn't pretty before seeing Downtown

32. Asking her to do a Michigan Left

33. Making fun of her lack of Pokemon

34. Commenting on her addiction to Chapstick and lotion

35. Telling her she has anger issues

36. Commenting on her compulsive habits such as rearranging the bed every 3 night, chewing on her nails, cracking her fingers/toes/neck/back, and shaving every other day

37. Telling her she should try being nicer to people

38. Comment on her lack of friends

39. Attempt to kiss her/put mouth anywhere near her skin

40. Tickle her/scare her when she's not excepting it