Eight Mortal Secrets [Hetalia Drabbles] (Completed, to be Edited)

Mini Drabble XX: The Opportunity

America sat on the couch with his phone in his face, scrolling down Twitter, not really paying attention as Shelby walked in, humming some classic Christmas tunes.

She glanced over, and realized the opportunity. He was holding his phone perfectly, so relaxed, so unaware.

She stepped forward and smacked the phone out of his hand, sending it tumbling to the ground.

He blinked in confusion, glaring at the brunette. "What the hell, Shelby?"

However, she was already screaming as her ran away, "THE SHELBARAPTOR HAS STRUCK AGAIN BIOTCH!"

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I literally do this all the time to a number of people, namely my mom, sisters, and Lindsey.

I imagine myself doing it to Alfred as well.