Eight Mortal Secrets [Hetalia Drabbles] (Completed, to be Edited)

CXV. Cousin [21 Chump Street Crossover]

CAST

JUSTIN LABOY - SPENCER FERRELL

JUSTIN'S FRIENDS - HAYDEN NEUFELD ; TERRANCE NGUYEN ; SAMUEL SEAL

JUSTIN'S COUSINS - FELIKS ŁUKASIEWICZ ; FRANCIS BONNEFOY ; JACK KIRKLAND ; ARTHUR KIRKLAND ; FELICIANO VARGAS

"NAOMI RODRIGUEZ" - "AMELIA JONES"

Spencer had his phone out, pressed to his ears, though he addressed the audience. "I called a cousin who called a cousin who called a friend, who called a couple dozen cousins, cause it doesn't end."

A short blonde man with green eyes walked on stage next to Spencer, his phone pressed to his ear as well. "My cousin Spencer's looking for a little something-something for a certain someone, some girl he wants to be touching." Spencer smacked the man upside the head with a flushed face.

Spencer's friends laughed and all jumped around Spencer, "Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something! Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something!"

Another man with blonde, wavy hair and lavender eyes stepped on the stage, on the phone as well. "We were just discussing our cousin Spencer. Wasn't Spencer the cousin who just made the honor roll, got the colleges buzzin'?"

A ginger haired, freckled-faced boy with green eyes stepped forward. "Are we close to our cousin Spencer? Are we supposed to trust him?"

Another man with messy blonde hair and thick eyebrows followed, looking irritated. "Are we thugs to our cousin Spencer? We don't sell drugs, man!"

"Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something! Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something!"

Spencer's phone went off as Amelia stood on the outskirts of the stage. "Did you get it yet?"

Spencer texted back nervously. "No, I'm about to get it..."

"Is your dealer a student?"

"I got you, girl! Don't sweat it."

"Let me know when you got it."

"As soon as I can."

"I'll find a way to repay you, Spencer~"

Spencer's face turned deep red. "Oh, man!"

As the cousins walked up to Spencer, a fifth member of the family appeared, a bright smile on his face as he bounced over, his curl moving with the motion. "Yo, what is up with this fussin'? This isn't up for discussion! This is our cousin coming to us. He's our blood, and we love him!"

The short, green-eyed blonde elbowed the curly-haired brunette. "Awww, look at Spencer. He blushing."

The lavender-eyed blonde smiled. "Our little Spencer is crushing."

The messy haired blonde shrugged with his arms crossed. "Sorry for rushing to judgement."

All five of them leaned forward. "Why should we get you these drugs?"

"Llooooooooooooovvvvveeeeeeeee!" Spencer sang, closing his eyes and holding his hands to his heart.

"What?" The cousins raised a brow.

"Only if you believe in llloooooooo-ooo-ooooo-oooo-oooo-oooooveeeeeee." Spencer smiled, and the lavender-eyed cousin squealed with delight. "Looooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee!"

"Love! Lllooooovveeeeeeeeee!" The cousins joined. "Only if you believe in loooooooooovvvvveeeeeee!"

The ginger boy snapped his fingers, smirking. "Get him the stuff."

The cousin with the curl handed him a bag of weed, and Spencer handed him the money. "I hand my cousin twenty-five ducats, I'm sweating buckets." The cousins dispersed and Spencer slowly trudged away. "He hands me a sandwich bag with some little green nuggets." He whipped out his phone and texted Amelia. "I got it for you."

"X-O. Cool!"

"You want it now?"

"See you at school!"

"Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something! Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something!" Hayden, Terrance, and Sam celebrated. "Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something! Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something!"

"Loooooooovvvvvvveeeeee!"

"Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something!"

"Only if you believe in looooooooovvvvvvveeeeeeeee!"

"Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something!"