A nice, peaceful vacation day off, right?
THEN WHY DID A BEACH BALL JUST HIT MY FACE?!
JAAAAAY!!!
Before I could scream at him, Jay threw an airhead onto my lap.
A green one.
My favorite.
"Sorry about that Lloyd," he told me. "I was practicing."
I looked up, confused. "Practicing for what?"
Jays face turned red. I bet it matched Kai's GI. Heh heh.
Oh.....for her.
"For Nya!" I yelled, triumphant with my discoveries. Yes, two discoveries.
One, he practices for Nya....ALOT.
And two, he has a bag of airheads on him.
Yeeeees. I'm not sure what Jay could be practicing for Nya with a beach ball, but whatever. The sun hit me and I melted.
But then the ball hit me in the face again.
And I recovered my shape, just so I could smack him across the face.
SMACK!
Wow. That felt good.
I guess not for Jay. He started doing his little whining sounds.
"Owwwww...Lloyd! That hurt," he moaned. I rolled my eyes.
Suck it up!
Jay looked around the empty beach before focusing on me in zero gravity chair, under an umbrella.
Yes, I don't like getting burned. And yes, Jay still has the bag of airheads.
Sigh.
I'm just gonna lay here quietly, listening the waves, and rela---
BONK!
Pshhhhhhhh. Breeeeeeeee. Psssssh.
"NOOO!"
Sorry 'bout that. That was just me, deflating Jays ball because it hit me in the face again.
"My ball!" Jay cried over it like babies would. Well, I guess Jay is a baby....
"My beautiful beach ball!" He looked at me sharply. "I paid two dollars for that!"
I shrugged. "You would have been paying a lot more for plastic surgery if I didn't deflate that beach ball."
Ooooo. Beat that, Zapbag.
He couldn't.
One, he was still too busy morning over his deflated beach ball -heh heh- and two, HE STILL HAD THOSE AIRHEADS.
"But, but why Greg? Why him?!"
Greg? Who's Greg?
Then it hit me. I mean, literally.
"Okay! Who blew up Greg?!" I scanned the beach. I noticed one person, Jay. Shocker! Right!?
"Hmmm..." I acted stupid, pretending there were other people on the beach beside Jay, who was trying to get smaller.
"Jay!" I asked in 'amazement'. "Did you blow up Greg?"
"Nooooo...." He said, shuffling his foot in the sand.
"Lair!" I screamed. I huffed at him and took a screw from my chair. Then, I hit the beach ball.
"N-o-oo-ooo," Jay screamed in slow motion.
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Fanfiction"Here's the plan," I told them, motioning them to come closer. We put our heads in. "MAKE A RUN FOR IT!" I screamed, dashing around the corner. I'm not a chicken, but I don't want to be the one to cut Kai's hair. Jay and Zane gave cries of unbelie...
