Lloyd, The Green Ninja Blog #1

Kissing The Pillow

Night time. Couldn't sleep.

Bored out of my mind.

Prank time.

On ALL the ninja. BOOOONUS!!

Hehehe.

So I went through the bathroom drawers and found brushes and clips and hair gel and eyebrow gel and .....

NAILPOLISH

I've got an idea.

So I went tiptoeing to our room. Everyone, of course, were sleeping, since it was in the middle of the night.

Since I can't sleep, they shouldn't sleep.

Fair is fair.

If there gonna be sleeping, there gonna be pranked.

Fair is fair.

I hope there sleeping.

So here I go, tiptoeing up to Jays bed. He's on the top of the bunk, above Cole, who is snoring like a pig.

I wonder if him and Sensei are related?
Cole just needs a beard.....
He already has the beard breath.

Anyway, so I climbed to the top of the bunk, my bare plastic feet clicking on the ladder.

Heeheehee.

Jay was sleeping peacefully and I just watched him.

Little quiet snores.

Actually, it was cute. But not better than THEE best.

I wonder what I look like when I sleep?

Has anyone ever seen themselves sleep?

I watched in delight. I should get a video. Put it on YouTube. Get a million hits.
'Boy Cuddles With Blue Blanket And Snores Cutely.'

I bet lots of girls would watch. There always cooing over Jay.

He HAS a girlfriend!!!

COO OVER ME!!

I was about to get my camera. Wait. JAY smashed it.

I was gonna punch him.

That was before he said Nya's name. Then he flipped over and started kissing his pillow.

He REALLY does THAT!!

Luckily, his hands were over the cover and I grabbed them. Carefully.

Wouldn't want to wake Sleeping Beauty.

This one really needs the Beauty. And kissing lessons.

I managed to get three nails done when Jay turned over again.

"Nya, I want......beach balls......jail isn't fun....... Build a tower."

What in the world was he dreaming about? Ill ask him later.

I continued painting.

Ten sparkly pink nails, completed with white little flowers.

Totally Jayish. They will match his swim suit.

One down,
Three to go.

I needed new pranks. And I needed them fast.

I figured Cole would be next.

He wouldn't wake for anything. I could jump up and down screaming his name and he wouldn't move.

That was a good idea.

I should pin him on the bed.

Heavy heavy heavy. What's something heavy??

I looked around and found the table.

BONUS.

Dragging it over, I quickly flipped it gently on him. It fit over him and the only thing that stuck out was his two feet and head.

It looked like it was on a ball. A big inflated ball.

I pressed down on the table, trying to squish it on Cole. After all, I don't want the legs to hit Jays bunk and wake him up.

"Psssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhh"

Cole deflated. Like seriously.

Then he didn't breathe in. And I started panicking.

I'VE KILLED HIM. I didn't think it would hurt him. After all, he could lift anything so I didn't think a table would crush him.

What do I do????!!!

I was going to take off the table, whenCole breathed in.

"Shooooooooooooooop" (not sure what sound that sounds like when breathing in sorry lol)

I paused for like a minute, frozen. A minute when by and Cole breathed all the way out again.

He breathed every few minutes.
Weird breathing. Okaaaaaay.

I looked around the room and found a flower pot with a pretty little yellow flower inside.

Perfect touch.

Presto.

It looked great! Cole with a table and flower on him and Jay sleeping with his pink sparkly nails.

Now for Kai and Zane.

This is gonna be good.

GREEN NINJA O-U-T

Please comment and tell me pranks!! I don't really have any more ideas!!

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