Lloyd, The Green Ninja Blog #1

Planned Is Perfection

It's a week later.

We all are sitting on the couches.

Nobody's talking.

Nobody wants to be breathing. AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?

Because Nya.

Nya. She cut ALL of our hair, to make it look like Kai's. She was so mad that we ruined her brothers hair.

Wow.

Anyway, she cut all our hair, so now none of us will how our faces in public. I don't even want to be sitting here with my teammates!!

Sooo embarrassing.

Sensei was furious at Nya- go Sensei!- for she had made us late for practice-yes!- but then he saw our hair -no!- and started laughing- humiliating- and forgave Nya- why?-

I am wearing my ninja hood nonstop. Jay and Kai are playing video games and Cole and Zane are talking about buying a new pink apron.

I suddenly couldn't stand it. "Cole, Kai, you with me!" And strutted out of the room.

I didn't invite Jay because I was sick of him, and Zane because Zane could talk Jay out of his miseries because I didn't invite him.

I had it planned out.

I walked out, head held high. All planned out.

And then I walked into the door.

That. Was. So. Planned.

And then I fell backwards.

Planned....so planned.

And landed in Jays Pepsi. But still, I sloshed forward.

Plaaaaned.

And then I fell into the couch, making the bed which was inside the couch, spring out, causing me to go flying.

"Ayiieeeee!"

Crash! I hit the wall. Ouch!

Okay, that wasn't planned. NOTHING WAS PLANNED!

"I am GOING!" I declared, missing Kai's and Coles laughter. No. I actually heard it, but I forced myself to Ignore it.

Jay just smirked and was like "payback."

WHAT??

"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PUT THE DOOR THERE?" I screamed at Jay. Zane grabbed me by my pants-again- before I could reach that cheater.

"Lloyd," Zane told me, "the door has been here for a while."

"So has your face." I responded.

"Why is it my fault if you fall into MY Pepsi?" Jay asked, turning on me.

"Because you drink that junk!" I snapped.

Kai's stuttered then pointed out the obvious. "So do you, kid."

"Ya!" Exclaimed Cole. "Last truth and dare game you declared that it was your favorite drink."

"I said no such thing!" I defended myself. Zane let go of my pants and I pulled them into the right spot. Then Zane's eyes turned blue and a recorded voice came out.

"What's your favorite drink?" Cole asked me.

"Pepsi," the me in the recording said. "Always has been my favorite!"

"This is fake!" I screeched at my 'friends'. "Why would you even recored that game?"

Zane did a creepy grin. "Because I could blackmail you. "

Oooooooo.

Creeeeeepy.

"We," I pointed at myself, Kai and Cole, "are going. And the rest can come too now. "

"Where, exactly?"

I scoffed at Kai's stupidness, but then realized that nobody was as smart as me.

I pointed at the picture and poster on the wall that said, "Costume Bowling Is A Blast."

"Ohhhhhhh." Cole and Kai said at the same time. Creeeeepy.

"But then it will show!"

Whaaaaat?

Did I mention that motormouth over there often says little phrases that make no sense?

"What?" Zane asked.

Go Zaney boy.

"Our hair!" Jay said, throwing his ninja hood up as well.

"We have costumes! We go in disguise!"

"As what?" Kai asked.

Seriously. Kai could have some dumb days.

"Ya! What?" Zane asked.

Okay really? Even brainiac couldn't figure out my plan?

"NINJA!" I yelled. Everyone looked at me.

What?

Kai snickered.

Cole coughed.

Jay choked on nothing.

Zane clicked, signalizing that he had just snapped a picture.

"It looks like you wet your pants," Cole stated.

I looked down. "Uh...."

"Maybe you should -cough- change your pants," Jay told me.

Finally! The first good idea of the day!

"Then we will go bowling!" Kai celebrated and did a happy dance.

I'm not sure why he's excited. Kai sucks at bowling.

Anyway, bowling.

I'm gonna wipe them all away with my pro-ness.

Real bowling is just like the video games bowling, right?

Easy.

GREEN NINJA O-U-T!

Alligator.- hey guys! Vote, comment , and SHARE this story!

So I decided that I am going to continue this book, just only update on Sundays.

Question for the chapter.

Do you think that Zane's hair is metal?

I don't. Member the one episode Cole was on the toilet and Zane walked in and brushed his hair.

Anyway, what about you?

Thanks for reading, commenting, sharing, and voting.

ALLIGATOR.

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