Me: *wears Santa costume* HO HO HO!
Annabeth: Crap, get more duct tape. Santa escaped.
Me: Whaaa
Frank: *sneaks behind me and throws me into closet*
Santa: Sky? I thought you died.
Me: Yeah, I get that a lot. *looks around* Why are you here?
Santa: I didn’t get Percy the Little Mermaid costume.
Percy: *from other room* *sobs* I SENT YOU THE LETTER A MONTH AGO AND YOU STILL DIDN’T GET IT FOR ME! *sobs*
Santa: *whispers* I just didn’t want him to embarrass himself.
Me: Ah, gotcha. So is that why you fricken didn’t come to my house?
Santa: I didn’t come because I thought you died.
Me: I thought that you know when I’m sleeping and awake, wouldn’t you know if I’m alive?
Santa: Dead wake up and sleep too you know.
Zombie: *rises from box* I don’t sleep.
Me: SHIPPPPPPP! *pushes zombie into box* *duct tapes box closed* Duct tape solves every problem.
Santa: You got bit…
Me: *looks at arm* ship.
Santa: You have been a bad girl, cursing and all that. For that, you deserve one present.
Me: Um, I saved the world before so shouldn't I get at least...
Santa: I don’t care. *gives over ointment* Here, this will take the zombie ship out of it.
Me: Look whose cursing now. *uses ointment* You only wanted me to use this so you don’t become a zombie, so isn’t this a present for you?
Santa: Shut up.
Me: *touches Santa* *teleports to Percy’s room*
Percy: *has Santa’s bag* *keeps taking out the Little Mermaid costumes, sobbing*
Me: dude, leave some for the little girls.
Percy: *glares at the pile of hundred costumes* there aren’t any my size.
Santa: That’s because elves make them for the age group that would wear them.
Me: I SHOULD WEAR AN ELSA COSTUME BUT THEY’RE TOO SMALL OR TOO EXPENSIVEEEEEEEE! D’:
Percy: *takes Elsa costume out and tosses at me*
Me: Omgs, it’s the right size.
Percy: GIVE ME THE LITTLE MERMAID COSTUME NOWWWWWWW! *violently shakes bag* *takes out little girl* What the Hades?
Little Girl: Name’s Flower, put me down.
Percy: *puts Flower down carefully* How old are you exactly?
Flower: I’m nine, take me to your leader, Perseus Jackson.
Percy: I am the leader.
Flower: Lol, we know that Annabeth is the real leader of the operation. Call the meeting.
*teleports to kitchen table with all of Argo Crew, Santa is in living room, setting presents out*
Percy: Okay, sweet heart, how are you?
Flower: Shut up or I’ll kill one of the panda pillow pets that Santa is setting out for you.
Percy: Really? I’m getting panda pillow pets?
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