Questions For the Argo 2 Crew

What if Persassy took over the world?

Me: Hello, peasants.

Persassy: Who are you calling a peasant, peasant?

Me: Everyone...but you.

Persassy: That is what I thought.

Me: Alrighty then... How is it going over there?

Piper: That is the least violent question that was asked by you.

Me: You are hilarious!  I was just trying to get spoilers of Blood of Olympus.

Percy: What the Hades is that?

Hades: DON'T EVER USE MY NAME IN VAIN AGAIN!!!

Percy: No one cares about whatever you have to say, Hades.  WHAT IS BLOOD OF OLYMPUS???

Me: IT IS MY LIFE!!!  IT SHALL LEAK INTO MY WAITING HANDS ON OCTOBER 7TH!!!!!

All: O.O

Me: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!! '''D':

Annabeth: *whispers* Get Mr. D.  This time I am sure she is crazy.

Me: *heavy breath* What do *heavy breath* you mean *heavy breath* peasant?

Annabeth: Please go away.  Please.

Me: Okay.

Percy: She is actually going to leave?  This is-

Me: Just kidding. :P. This question is asked by...

Annabeth: Who?

Me: I don't have wifi now so I can't look it up.

Annabeth: How do you know what to ask?

Me: By memory I know the exact if not close wording of this question.  "What if Persassy took over the world?"

Persassy: What if?  Honey, I own the world.

Me: Really?

Persassy: Dont make me snap my fingers in a Z formation, head circulation, hip rotation.

Me: MY EYES!!! *falls to floor*  I'M BLIND! D':

Persassy: By my superior sass!  I own the world now bow down to me, portal!

Piper: Portal?

Jason: It is peasant and mortal combined, duh.

Me: Did he just call me a portal?

Persassy: You are dam right I did!  BOW DOWN!  NOW!

Me: :O You did not.  I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

Nicole: That is my job!!! D:

Me: Now it is mine:

Chloe: Stahp!  Don't kill Persassy and in return...

Me: What?

Chloe: We comment?

Nicole: *whispers* Weren't we going to do that anyway?

Chloe: *whispers* Yeah, go along with it.

Me: Fine. 

Nicole: *whispers* Do you think she fell for it?

Chloe: *whispers* Obviously, we are masters of hiding.

Me: Did you just say that you are the masters of hiding?

Chloe: No!  Masters of sliding!  Get it right!

Piper: How could you be a master of sliding?

Nicole: We can slide on anything!  Obviously!

Leo: Like on grass?

Chloe: Especially grass!

Hazel: And on velcro?

Nicole: Yes!  This isnt about questioning our slidtastic selves, you guys didnt answer the question!

Annabeth: You two are just trying to change the subject.

Chloe: What is that, Annabeth?  You want to answer the question first?  Great!

Annabeth: If I cared, I'd tell Persassy. Anyway, if Persassy took over the world, I would have to protect my seaweed brain.

Percy: Why would you have to protect me?

Annabeth: Because Persassy obviously would want you killed because you would be the only one able to defeat him.

Percy: Oh, cool.  If Persassy took over the world, I'd overthrow him.

Hazel: I'd help Percy over throw Persassy by summoning fabulous jewels to lure him into a trap.

Frank: And id help Hazel make the trap.

Jason: I'd be trying to make it so marrying a brick is legal.

Piper: While I am on the other side debating against letting that happen.

Jason: But thats not fair!!!  What did Phoebe ever do to you???

Piper: She had driven my boyfriend insane!

Leo: I'd be supporting Jason to follow his heart and date the brick.  And change it so we can get married to bricks AND pillows.

Jason: I knew that you still loved that pillow!

Leo: Yeah, she has a hot twin.  I would want to marry her.

Team Leo 795: I'D BE ON PIPER'S SIDE, TRYING TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO MARRY PILLOWS but not bricks.

Jason: See Piper?  Why can't you ship me with a brick?

Piper: Because I care about your mental health.

Jason: But Pipes!!!

Me: If you ever try to convince Piper to ship Jason with a brick, may the gods be ever in your favor.

Oh yeah, I got wifi than I figured pit that Myfriendscallmecray asked the question.  THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTION!