How do you please Aphrodite?

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Me: Hi.

Percy: What an entrance.

Octavian: *slow clap*

Me: Thank you. *bows*

Annabeth: Again.  Aren’t you supposed to be doing homework?

Me: Again.  Aren’t you supposed to be saving the world?

Annabeth: I would be if you weren’t distracting us!

Me: I would be doing my homework if y’all weren’t distracting me so I guess that we are even now.

Annabeth: -_-

Me: Now that we know that Annabeth is happier than usual, I think now would be a great time to ask a question!  TIME TO ROLL THE DICE!!!

Frank: WHAT DID YOU GET?

Me: I GOT A ONE!  And an awesome question. (although all of them are awesome.  Except for mine, those belong at the bottomless pit of Legos)

Frank: Who is the asker???

Me: It is Annabeth775!

Annabeth: Wait, what?

Leo: Wow.  This is the first time in forever that an Athena kid didn’t understand something.

Annabeth775: Shut up.

Leo: Woah, Annabeth isn’t usually that mean.

Annabeth: I didn’t say anything.

Annabeth775: MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!

Leo: You have a wicked laugh.

Annabeth: That… that wasn’t me.

Annabeth775: Lol, jk.

Leo: Wait, what?

Me: It doesn’t matter if you get it.  It only matters if the reader gets it.  Annabeth775 asked, “What do you think is the best way to please Aphrodite?”

Piper: Oh no.

Jason: I AM PROBS APHRO’S FAV PERSON EVA!  I SHIP WHAT I C AND ONLY C WHAT I SHIP!  SHE <3’s MWAH!  (or mio)

Aphrodite: I don’t like you.  You just happen to ship what I ship.

Nicole: DO YOU SHIP ME WITH NICOOOOOOO?

Aphrodite: I would, if only Persassy didn’t already make a ship.

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