Does anybody like Octavian?

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Me: Guess what!  I’m bored again!

Tate: Good for you.  What am I even doing here.

Me: Who are you?

Tate: Archer.

Me: Oh, guess what!  We have gotten our first question that makes sense!  The question is, “Does anyone like Octavian?”

Tate: I’m no there to be questioned.  I did nothing wrong.

Piper: I’m still confused of who she is.

Tate: Everyone is.  I’m too awesome for you all.

Annabeth: She sounds like an Apollo kid.

Me: How so?

Annabeth: Archer?  Sounds like an Apollo kid.

Tate: Why are we even talking about me?  I thought we were supposed to talk about this Octavian guy.  I still need to know what I’m doing here with these bimbos.

Percy: NO ONE LIKES OCTIAVIAN!!!!!!!!!!

Hazel: She seems a little rude.  Why is she here?

Me: She is like a special guest.  I thought this story could use some flavor.

Tate: I don’t even know why I’m here.  Who are you people?

Me: Omg, I thought she was part of the fandom

Percy: There are more of you?

Me: You are so clueless.

Piper: To continue the original question, I ship Rachel and Octavian.

Percy: She is too good for him!

Tate: I’m bored.  Get on with the show.  If anything is going to happen.

Annabeth: I knew that you still liked her!

Percy: No I don’t!  She is just too good to be with Octavian!

Annabeth: How is that?

Percy: HE KILLED MY PILLOW PET!!!

Tate: *blinks rapidly* Is this what you do for your free time?

Me: No, this is what I do when I’m bored.

Tate: I’m leaving.

Me: Oh yeah, Percy.  He also attempted to kill your sister three times and killed her once.

Hazel: Nice to meet you Tate!

Tate: The name isn’t Tate.  Tate happens to be my disguise.

Hazel: Nice to meet you Archer!

Me: You are too nice.

Frank: That’s why I love her.

Me: Okay, I know that I said that you two are a cute couple together, but this is too much.

Tate: This niceness is disgusting.

Me: Agreed.

Tate: *deadpan* I’m getting a murder buddy.

Me: Who are you going to kill?

Tate: No one you need to know about.  Who’s Octavian?

Me: a murderer that is selfish.

Percy: HE KILLED MY PILLOW PET!

Me: and your sister.

Tate: Where is he?

Me: I was about to chase him off the ship.

Tate: Location.  Pronto.

Annabeth: You guys are so blind.

Me: He is right in front of me.

Annabeth: *face palm*

Tate: *Rolls eyes* I’m finding this Octavian guy.  He seems cool.

Percy: There is NOTHING cool about a guy who kills panda pillow pets.

Me: Let it go!

Tate: That’s even better.  Pandas suck.

Percy: *gasps*

Tate: *smirks* Sucker.

Me: get your murder buddy and leave.  This guy is about to blow.

Annabeth: Are you really supporting her?

Tate: Let him blow.  Then I won’t have to deal with him.

Me: I think that Octavian can use someone.  So there you go.

Piper: but I already shipped him with Rachel!

Percy: STOP SAYING THAT!

Tate: This is ridiculous.

Me: I’m going to end this chapter before I regret ever starting this book.  Until the next question, good bye!  If you want to read about Tate, read the book "The Girl Who Changed".

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