Me: Sorry, I’m asking my question. So EVERYONE at school has been talking about some dress so let’s get this done with.
Reader: I’M SO DONE WITH THAT DRESS!!!
Reader #832: LIKE REALLY CAN THERE BE A BREAK?
Me: I’m going to ask because I need to. *holds up picture* What color is the dress?
Percy: IT’S BLUE OMGS!!!
Annabeth: What? Seaweed brain, it’s white and gold, not everything is blue.
Percy: WELL THIS IS!!!
Annabeth: Percy, it is white and gold.
Hazel: I agree!
Piper: What? It’s black and blue!
Jason: Yeah! What is up with you, Annabeth?
Leo: It’s white and gold!
Frank: It is black and blue!
Annabeth: Wait guys, Gaea created this.
Gaea: What?
Annabeth: You made this so it will split us apart!
Gaea: No!
Annabeth: YES!
Gaea: NO!
Annabeth: YESSS!
Gaea: MORTAL!
Annabeth: PEASANT! I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR WEEDS OUT!
Gaea: GIRL!!!
Annabeth: You know what? Sky, you can be the tie breaker. What color is the dress.
Me: It’s…lavender and bronze.
Annabeth: Really?
Tris: SHE’S DIVERGENT!
Me: That’s what I’ve been saying!
Annabeth: Isn’t she supposed to be dead?
Me: Aren’t you supposed to be fictional? YAY! TRIS!
Tris: Where am I?
Me: The past.
Leo: In the spanking hot war machine.
Tris: Okay…the past really sucks.
Me: At least you aren’t dead in the past.
Tris: You have a point. *arrow pierces through shoulder*
Katniss: Ha! Deserved it you impersonator!!!
Tris: *dies*
Me: KATNISS!
Katniss: Whoa, you are like-
Me: Looks just like you? Yeah, I get that a lot. *flips hair* BUT YOU CAN’T JUST GO AROUND KILLING PEOPLE THAT IMPERSONATE YOU!
Katniss: Yes I can!
Me: BUT TRIS ALREADY DIED!
Katniss: She was going to die anyway.
Me: D:< ARE YOU SERIOUS???
Hazel: Does this mean that she died before she was born?
Me: Timey Whimey.
Will Solace: OMGS IT’S MY SISTA!!! *hugs Katniss*
Katniss: Sister?
Will Solace: You are a daughter of Apollo.
Katniss: Sorry, but my dad died in a mine explosion.
Will Solace: That’s what he wants you to think…
Katniss: *leaves*
Nico: *shadows travels in* HAZEL! I CAME RIGHT WHEN I HEARD THAT WILL WAS HERE… oh hey guys. *cough*
Me: 3…2…1…NOW!
*everyone leaves room and locks door behind them except for Nico and Will*
Me: So, we are busy shipping at the moment. If you ever try doing this to someone, may the gods be ever in your favor.
Annabeth: Wait, can’t Nico shadow travel?
Me: Oh crap…
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Questions For the Argo 2 Crew
FanfictionHave you ever wanted to ask the crew a random question? Well, now you can! This book is known to be "Amazing" "Hilarious" and "Update more or I shall steal your Oreos!" (Even if the first two were forced out of some people by tickling them until t...
