Me: Hey!
Annabeth: Shouldn’t you be doing your homework?
Me: Psh, of course I am supposed to be doing that. But I am too lazy to.
Annabeth: But you aren’t too lazy to somehow crash into the Argo that is hundreds of miles away from you?
Me: I knew that you were smart enough to understand. Okay, Ima roll the dice now.
Leo: Why is it taking you so long to find it?
Me: I don’t know, just give me some time to find it.
Leo: Maybe you would be able to find it quicker if you stopped recording every word that is spoken in this room.
Me: Just be quiet, you wouldn’t understand how important your words are.
Frank: Why do you have a bunch of “Sorry” cards?
Me: I lost the dice so I’m just going to draw a number. *Picks random number and finds out the question*
Percy: This would take a lot less time if you just picked one yourself.
Me: But I’m all about equality so I pick randomly.
Piper: If you were all about equality, than why do you force us to answer these ridiculous questions?
Me: Stahp! These questions are perf! This one is from…
Percy: Gods, now it is time for her to go back on the internet to find out who asked it.
Me: I’m just double checking. Alright, it is asked by fuzzylumpkin1.
Annabeth: Lemme guess, she is going to ask about family relations?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Annabeth: Reading the question out loud when you are typing it is not the most secret thing ever.
Me: Fine, it is a question for Percy.
Leo: Mark the day, someone actually wants to ask Percy something instead of asking me something. Like really, I am da bomb. *wiggles eyebrows*
Percy: YAY! I FEEL LIKE A ROCKSTAR!!!
Me: “Did you know that you’re technically Annabeth’s uncle and Athena’s cousin?”
Percy: Crazy say what?
Me: There you have it.
Percy: ANNABETH! YOU ARE DATING YOUR UNCLE!
Annabeth: Shut it, Seaweed brain.
Percy: You know that you love me.
Annabeth: You drool in your sleep.
Percy: I love you to.
Me: Oh gods. *gags* If you are locked in a room while Percebeth is going on, may the gods be ever in your favor.
Leo: She is locked in. >:)
Me: Wait, the door is actually locked? *jiggles doorknob*
All: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Oh crap, I need a new pair of pants now.
Hazel: Too bad.
Persassy: You have made me so proud.
Hazel: But it hurts!
Persassy: I take that back, stop being a peasant.
Hazel: :(
Me: I will be proud of you if you open the door.
Hazel: NEVER!!! MWAHAHA!
Me: If seven ultra powerful demigods are mad at you and you are locked in a room with them, may the gods be ever in your favor. Oh forget that, DAD! FRJCKEN HELP YOUR DAUGHTER THAT IS IN THE TOP 15 FAV CHILDREN OF YOU!!!!!
Poseidon: But My Little Pony is on!
Me: My life is in danger. A little help?
Poseidon: After this new episode. Fluttershy just turned into a bat!
Me: There you go, the gods are probably in your favor.
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Questions For the Argo 2 Crew
FanfictionHave you ever wanted to ask the crew a random question? Well, now you can! This book is known to be "Amazing" "Hilarious" and "Update more or I shall steal your Oreos!" (Even if the first two were forced out of some people by tickling them until t...
