Me: I always wanted to know something about Percy.
Percy: I will answer on one condition.
Me: Continue…
Percy: Just give me a blue cookie and I will happily answer any question.
Sky Lark: Really? I just gave you one!
Me: Who is that?
Sky Lark: Sky Lark, daughter of Poseidon, granddaughter of Zeus, great-granddaughter of Hades.
Me: Wow, you are related to all of the big three. That must be a strong scent.
Sky Lark: You have no idea.
Percy: So what is it that you wanted to ask me?
Me: Oh yeah, can you move bodies?
Percy: Bodies of water…
Me: Lol, I mean human bodies. They are seventy percent water.
Percy: I never tried. I don’t think that I ever will.
Me: Okay then, try it now.
Percy: Who volunteers?
Leo: I volunteer as tribute! I am the boy on fire!
Percy: Is there any water in him? You would think that it would all evaporate by now.
Annabeth: You actually remembered what I taught you?
Percy: Yeah. *sings* EVAPORATION! PRECIPITATION! CONDENSATION!
Me: Wow, y’all have some serious ADHD. Percy, just try to move Leo.
Percy: Fine *tries*
Me: Is it working?
Leo: No, I feel kinda weird. *falls on face*
Me: NO! Please tell me that your face is still awesome!
Piper: I ship it!
Sky Lark: Sure you do…
Piper: What?
Sky Lark: Nothing. I’m going back to camp now.
Percy: Have a safe flight!
Sky Lark: You are hilarious. *Flies 100 mph* (To read more about Sky, read "The Incomplete Sky")
Me: Okay, so what happened to Leo?
Leo: I have no idea.
Annabeth: His body obviously couldn’t handle the water going in the opposite direction of his blood stream causing extreme numbness.
Me: Okay, as long as he lives.
Annabeth: I’m not sure if he will.
Me: Oh well. I guess that Percy can do that to Octavian some time.
Octavian: What did I do that was so wrong?
Me: *takes out key that turns into sword* KILL THE PANDA MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Percy: I agree. *takes out riptide*
Octavian: Oh crap.
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Questions For the Argo 2 Crew
FanfictionHave you ever wanted to ask the crew a random question? Well, now you can! This book is known to be "Amazing" "Hilarious" and "Update more or I shall steal your Oreos!" (Even if the first two were forced out of some people by tickling them until t...
