Me: Good morning.
Percy: *Takes out duct tape*
Leo: I told you that he wasn’t kidding.
Percy: I told you what would happen if you woke me up, and you still did?
Me: Seriously, it is 10:30am, you should be up anyway.
Annabeth: He sleeps in til 12 a lot.
Leo: But it is usually harder to wake him up because he sleeps like a rock.
Me: Okay, so I have come up with my question.
Jason: Is it about a ship? OMG! OTP! PERCEBETH WAS SOO CUTE LAST NIGHT! I THINK I’M GONNA DIE!
Octavian: Please do.
Me: GO AWAY OCTAVIAN! JASON IS COOLER THEN YOU NOW DEAL WITH IT!
Octavian: *goes away*
Me: I honestly didn’t think that was going to work.
Percy: I wish that it would, he is going to come back later.
Me: Anyway, my question is, how do y’all wake Percy up?
Annabeth: I usually just kiss him on the nose to wake him up.
Jason: OTP! SO CUTE! NOW WE MUST WORK ON PERICO!
Percy: I know that “Per” is me, but what kinda girl has a name with “ico” at the end?
Me: Nope, we are not getting on that subject.
Jason: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
Me: Because that is for some other chapter (if anyone ever requests it) and because I still don’t know how you wake Percy up!
Leo: One time when I tried to prank him, I put his hand in a bowl of water and had fire under the bowl. I didn’t realize how hot the water was getting so he woke up. I tried to say that it wasn’t what it looks like and…
Percy: I duct taped his mouth shut.
Leo: I wouldn’t let that stop me so I tried singing through it but then Percy…
Percy: I ripped the duct tape off.
Leo: That isn’t the only thing he ripped off.
Percy: You mean the crumbs off the cookies that you stole from Frank?
Frank: YOU STOLE MY COOKIES? I KNEW THAT IT WAS YOU!
Leo: I don’t regret a thing. But Percy should because he took my beautiful mustache off with the duct tape!
Piper: Since when did you have a mustache?
Leo: The whole time until Percy basically waxed me.
Percy: That was like two weeks ago, wouldn’t it had grown back just a little?
Leo: That isn’t how it works.
Hazel: I don’t think that I will ever try to wake him up.
Frank: Yeah, I don’t want to lose my mustache.
Me: OTP! SO CUTE!
Jason: You stole my line!
Piper: Hold the phone. You don’t have a mustache, Frank.
Frank: Yes I do, it is as luscious and beautiful as Leo’s was.
Hazel: I still do not understand.
Jason: The way that I would wake him up is yelling, “There are blue cookies!”
Percy: That would never work.
Piper: *walks outside of room*
Me: Okay then, I think it is about time to wrap th-
Piper: Who left their blue cookies out here? *yells*
Percy: Mine!!! *runs outside*
Me: And that is how to wake up Percy properly.
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