Me: This time, I’m not bored! I just came to update for all my lovely fans!
Apricot: Hi! I don’t even know how I got here.
Me: Neither do I. Is it just me or is anyone else reading this in a talk show person voice?
Apricot: I am!
Sage: Apricot! We have a date!
Me: Fantastic.
Percy: You just won a brand new car!
Annabeth: I should’ve seen that coming.
Apricot: Hold on you big goof. I wanna see what I’m doing here.
Me: I really have no idea how you got here.
Hazel: It is your book! How do you not know?
Me: ihdk
Sage: Ihdk?
Me: I honestly don’t know.
Apricot: Yeah silly. You are a child of Athena and you don’t know what ihdk means. That’s sad.
Annabeth: I knew what it meant. You brought shame to your family.
Sage: Fine, just tell me the question.
Me: Are you supposed to ask one?
Apricot: This is your book, you should know.
Me: Okay, ask a question, any question.
Jason: *whispers* ship ship ship
Apricot: Uh, why is Jason obsessed with shipping if he isn’t a son of Aphrodite?
Jason: Do I have to be a child of Aphrodite to love shipping?
Apricot: No, I’m just surprised. At least I have a ship buddy!
Percy: That’s more of a Hermes kid thing.
Me: That’s not what he meant.
Jason” Omg! I gotz a shipping buddy!
Percy: I don too. I call him the mail man.
Jason: You are just jelly that you don’t have a shipping buddy.
Sage: Apricot, I’ll be waiting outside.
Jason: Who is he anyway?
Apricot: My boyfriend.
Jason: I don’t ship y’all.
Piper: Don’t you mess with my ship.
Apricot: Jeez, thanks. That makes me feel better.
Jason: That makes me feel better.
Jason: That is what shipping buddies are for.
Apricot: Sure…
Percy: I thought that shipping buddies were for delivering packages of blue cookies.
Me: Let it go!
Leo: Let it go!
Jason: Can’t hold it back anymore! OMG! THE FEELS! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Apricot: It was nice meet y’all but I have a date.
Me: I’m not the only one who says “y’all”! Yay!
Apricot: Bye everyone!
Everyone: Bye!
Apricot: *leaves*
Hazel: She is a lot nicer then the last special guest.
Annabeth: Has anyone else noticed that they both got a buddy? Archer got Octavian as a murder buddy and Apricot got a shipping buddy.
Piper: And they were both blonde guys.
Leo: I’m guessing that Percy is next.
Annabeth: He has black hair.
Leo: But he acts like a blonde!
Me: (She was giving you a chance to take it back.)
Annabeth: *glares at Leo*
Leo: *falls to ground*
Me: Wow, looks really can kill.
Percy: Actually, he was standing in the way of the television. I was just trying to move him.
Me: Don’t you remember what happened the last time you tried to move him? He almost died!
Percy: Oops?
Leo: Do you see my point now?
Me: To read more about Apricot, read the book "The Apricot Beauty"
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