Me: I randomly got the question before hand and I got the best idea.
*Bella and Edward come in*
Piper: Is there a question that is cursed enough to attract two vampires into a room?
Me: HUSH! SPOILERS!
Piper: Really? Everyone knows that Bella turns into a-
Me: Child! I don't want to be charged with first degree spoilers! Hush!
*Jacob comes in*
Stan: There's the sugar.
Hazel: Did that dog just talk?
Percy: Yeah, why are you acting so shocked? Don't all dogs talk?
Annabeth: The only dog that can talk is Rachel.
Mortal: Dat hurt.
Me: SHUT THE HADES UP MORTAL! GO AWAY!
Mortal: You must be-
Me: NO ONE CARES. GO AWAY!
*mortal dies from my radiation of perfection*
Me: Okay, now that the world is clensed, I can now make fun of Twilight in style.
Annabeth: What does that have to do with the question?
Me: Nothing, but who wouldn't want to watch a remake of Twilight? The question asked by Mythlover 440 is "What would you do if your lover was bitten by a vampire, werewolf, zombie, etc?
Hazel: I have no idea what any of those things are, but I would stitch the wound.
Frank: Turn into one along with Hazel.
Me: That just might be the cutest moment Frazel had the whole book.
Edward: I would marry her, like I already did.
Bella: I have no idea how to answer that question.
Jacob: Why am I here?
Me: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you that you need to take your shirt off.
Jacob: ...pardon?
Me: Take your shirt off.
Jacob: ...
Me: You know you want to.
Jason: PLEASE TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!!
Jacob: What the... You know what? I dont want to know.
Me: TAKE. YOUR. SHIRT. OFF. NOW.
Jacob: Sense you asked so nicely. *takes shirt off*
Bella: OMG IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. *stares at Jacob's chest*
Edward: BELLA! STOP!
Bella: *sits on Jacob's lap*
Jacob: I wish that I knew how simple it could have been.
Edward: BELLA, WAIT NO! LOOK! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Oh my, so amazing *gets off Jacob's lap and walks towards Edward*
Jacob: I'M SHIRTLESS TOO! COME ON BAE!
Leo: *tears off shirt* I'M SHIRTLESS TOO! BELLA, LOVE ME!
Bella: There are just too many shirtless guys! Omg!
Percy: *tears off shirt*
Annabeth: PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON MISTER.
Percy: But Annie!
Annabeth: You are lucky that I don't kill you for taking off your shirt. Are you really going to push it by calling me Annie?
Percy: *puts now torn shirt back on* no mam.
Me: Okay. Now that I summerized the first two books of Twilight, now y'all can answer the question. Percabeth?
Percy: I would hug her the whole time and allow her to eat he.
Annabeth: I would kill percy. :D Like, the monster isn't Percy. If Percy isn't Percy, then EVERYONE WILL DIE.
Piper: I would charmspeak the virus thingy into dieing. Yay, happy ending.
Jason: I would fly away so I can continue to fanboy longer.
Leo: And I wouldn't care if my girlfriend was bitten by a monster.
Me: Why? Because imaginary things can't kill you?
Leo: Well played.
Jason: I love how he isn't even denying it.
Me: Well, that is just about it for today. If you ever come across a monster, may the gods be ever in your favor. Like really, by reading this you are basically asking for a monster to just come out and kill you. You have been warned.
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