Me: HI!
Annabeth: What are you doing? You should be doing homework!
Me: And your point?
Annabeth: My point? Your future is depending on homework and if you don’t do it, you won’t go to college!
Me: Wow, I didn’t know that you cared about my future.
Annabeth: And if you don’t go to college, than you will have enough time to come back here and bother us some more!
Me: I should have seen that coming.
Piper: Ya think?
Me: Sure. It is time to ask one of my awful questions!!!
Annabeth: WHY DIDN’T ANYONE LEAVE A QUESTION? NOW WE MUST SUFFER!
Me: Actually, they did nothing wrong. I just am too lazy to look at the questions and had come up with one. This one is for everyone!
Percy: Whatever the question is, I am ready!
Me: To answer, you must have a girlfriend/boyfriend. In Leo’s case, he needs an imaginary girlfriend.
Nico: Why am I here if I don’t have a girlfriend?
Nicole: OMG! I’LL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND! *crashes through door* WE ARE SOULMATES! *tackles Nico in a hug*
Persassy: What do you think you are doing?
Nicole: *gets “serious”* Taking what is mine. Back off.
Persassy: Oh no girl. Oh hades to the no.
Leo: Oh gods.
Nicole: What did I do?
Persassy: This girl, she…she…
Piper: I suggest you run.
Nicole: I seriously have no idea-
Persassy: YOU JUST- OOO!
Nico: I can’t believe that you just did that.
Nicole: Do what? I’m still confused.
Persassy: DID THIS GIRL JUST DO WHAT I THINK SHE JUST DID?
Nicole: What are you referring to?
Persassy: This girl, thought that it was okay to challenge my sassiness. Who does she think she is?
Nicole: ???
Piper: Run, this is your chance.
Nicole: I think that I am…Nicole?
Persassy: You are dam right! You ain’t Persassy and ain’t eva gonna b Persassy.
Nicole: That’s good; I prefer to have correct grammar and use words that exist.
Persassy: You *string of awful words* then I will *a threat dealing with stepping on legos. Too intense of a threat to those that have experienced the pain* and you will *some things that were too slurred for me to type fast enough*
Nicole: *runs away*
Persassy: THAT’S RIGHT! NO ONE CAN BEAT MY SASS!
Me: I hope you know that she will be back.
Persassy: I already knew that. All of them always come back.
Me: …okay? Ima gonna ask a question. If y’all had a child with your partner, than what would you name it if it was a girl or boy?
Annabeth: Luke for a boy, Thalia for a girl.
Percy: What? I thought we were going to do Ariel for a girl and Sebastian for a boy!
Annabeth: Um, no.
Hazel: I would name a girl Crystal and a boy Sammy.
Frank: Why do you get to choose the names?
Hazel: Because I would have made them.
Frank: Point taken, I agree with the names.
Piper: I would name a boy Tristian and a girl-
Jason: HAZEL!
Hazel: What did I do?
Jason: No, I mean for the name of a girl.
Hazel: Aw! You’d name your child after me?
Jason: No, I would name the girl “Hazel” because…
Everyone: …
Jason: BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS GRACE!
Percy: I still don’t get it.
Jason: My girl’s name would be Hazel Grace!
Fault In Our Stars Fandom: Did you just…
Jason: YEAH I DID! BAM, ULTIMATE FAN BOY RIGHT HERE!
Fault In Our Stars Fandom: You just… you just don’t mix fandoms like that.
Jason: I am Divergent! I can be in as many fandoms as I want to be in!
Fault In Our Stars Fandom: Fandom before family.
Jason: HA! DIVERGENT TOO!
Fault In Our Stars Fandom: Just…leave us out of this. *sniffles* We can’t handle the feels…*sniffle*
Me: Okay then, your turn, Nico!
Nico: But I don’t have a partner!
Me: You have Persassy!
Persassy: Dat’s right, I have death breath as a partner! He’s better than all of you!
Nico: You just called me “death breath”, why would you be bragging?
Persassy: Because death breath smells good.
Me: Okay, this is scaring me.
Piper: And me…
Octavian: And me…
Everyone: GET OUT, NO ONE LIKES YOU!
Octavian: *leaves*
Nico: Okay? Um, Bianca for a girl and Persassy can choose the name of the boy.
Persassy: Did you hear that? We are the ONLY ones that think of each other when we are naming the kids! I proclaim that the boy has the name of “Persassy Jr.”
Nico: I’m regretting sharing the choice.
Persassy: You don’t like my idea?
Nico: Oh, I love it! It’s original!
Me: If you ever have a child names Persassy Jr, I hope the gods are in your favor.
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