Me: Today I swear I’m not doing anything.
Annabeth: You are singing, that is something.
Me: I just want to lay in my bed.
Annabeth: Go ahead and go home to your bed.
Me: I don’t feel like picking up the phone-
Percy: OMGS SKY I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF YOUR PHONE! You are going to get yourself killed.
Me: You said that the last two times I left camp and guess what…I’m alive. Besides, I was singing a song.
Piper: A song that is so 2010.
Me: It doesn’t mean that it is out of style.
Drew: OMGS that song is like half a decade old, what station do you listen to, the Oldies?
Me: What station do you listen to? The Ms. O’Leary station?
Piper: *snickers* She just called you a female dog.
Percy: And it NEVER gets old. XD
Drew: OMGS you are going to pay for that. OMGS you are so annoying.
Me: Whatever.
Drew: OMGS I don’t speak mortal.
Me: OMGS Well OMGS I OMGS can OMGS speak OMGS your OMGS language.
Drew: OMGS you are so mean. *slivers out door*
Piper: Did you really just say that she “slivers” out of the door?
Me: Am I wrong?
Piper: No, you just perfectly described her way of getting around.
Me: Great, so, what are your OTPs/ships. A fangirl named Sona wants to know. (@fangirl_named_sona)
Annabeth: SONA! You should know better!
Sona: Wait, what? Was the question already asked?
Jason: *bursts* OMGS HOW CAN I JUST PICK ONE??? THEY ARE ALL SO PERFECT!
Sona: Oh, whoops?
Jason: HOW JUST HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO OMGS
Me: He’s speaking Drew.
Jason: OMGS DON’T COMPARE ME OMGS TO THAT OMGS THIRSTY DOG OMGS
Piper: Good boy. :)
Annabeth: Well I’m sure that we all know that I’m a hard-core Solangelo shipper.
Perico Shipper: NO SOLANGELO IS STUPID!
Annabeth: Are you honestly saying that you hate me?
Perico Shipper: YEAH YOU MS. O’LEARY GO JUMP INTO TARTARUS AND THIS TIME DON’T DRAG PERCY IN THERE WITH YOU LIKE A SELFISH MS. O’LEARY.
Annabeth: Do I have to remind you that if you were not protected by the screen of your technology device then I would have murdered you already? Solangelo for life.
Jason: OMGS GIRL PREECH
Percy: You guys are so weird, my OTP is Thalico like really. When they met all I saw were sparks.
Annabeth: Probably because you were ticking Thalia off the entire time so she kept striking you with lightning.
Jason: Like really, it’s awkward having people ship people with my huntress sis.
Leo: Your sis is hot.
Apollo: She called me hot before.
Leo: I’m so jealous.
Piper: I was sort of a Nicobeth fan for a while…
Sona: Why is everyone talking about shipping Nico? Wasn’t there already a chapter about why Nico should be shipped with?
Piper: Well Nico is basically half of nearly everyone’s OTPs.
Jason: I CANT CHOOSE REYNICO OR PERICO OR SOLANGELO THEY ARE ALL JUST SO GOOD I’M GOING TO CRY!!!
Piper: I learned how to handle these situations. Jason, do you ship Hazel and Gus?
Jason: OMGS OTP YAS WHAT IS AIR
Hazel: I otp Caleo.
Leo: Who?
Hazel: Oh yeah…no one knows yet…
Frank: I guess…what is a ship?
Me: And we’re done here!
Leo: Wait, I need to annoy the audience. Guys, we’ve been practicing all week for this so…
Percy: We are going on a trip
Jason: In our favorite Argo ship
All: Soaring through the sky, Little Einsteins!
Leo: Climb aboard
Piper: And get ready to explore
Annabeth: There’s so much to find
All: Little Einsteins!
Frank: Come on,
Leo: Let’s go
All: WE NEED YOU, Little Einsteins
Leo: YEAH!
Me: Yay, parodies, if you deal with people singing it in your school every class, may the gods be ever in your favor.
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Questions For the Argo 2 Crew
FanfictionHave you ever wanted to ask the crew a random question? Well, now you can! This book is known to be "Amazing" "Hilarious" and "Update more or I shall steal your Oreos!" (Even if the first two were forced out of some people by tickling them until t...
