Questions For the Argo 2 Crew

Is Nico gay?

Me: Okay, I finally convinced Nico to come on to the ship.

Nico: alghfesjfjx!

Me: Is he speaking Italian or something?

Percy: Maybe if you took the duct tape off his mouth we would be able to tell what he is saying.

Me: But then he might tell you what I really had to do to get him to come!

Annabeth: You kidnapped him, didn’t you?

Me: Psh, yeah.

Nicole: OMG!  IT IS NICO!!!

Nico: Noooooo!

Me: Wow, I actually understood what he said through the duct tape.  *rips duct tape off*

Nico: Not another fangirl!

Nicole: I’m not a fangirl, I’m your soul mate.

Nico: Please, I’m begging you.  Get her away from me.

Nicole: *burst out laughing* I just wanted to see your reaction.

Me: Nice one! *high fives*

Nicole: *high fives*

Me: Alright.  As fun as that was, it is time to ask one of my own questions.

Everybody: NO!  YOUR QUESTIONS ARE AWFUL!

Me: At least y’all are honest.  Does anyone have a question?

Nico: *waves hand in the air violently*

Me: I have a feeling that I would not want to answer the question that he is about to ask so what about Nicole?

Nicole: Fine.  “We all know he's gay but is he bi because in either battle of Labyrinth or Last Olympian he blushed when Juniper sat next to him.”

Annabeth: How do we all know that Nico is gay?  Who does he like?

Nico: I hate you.

Me: Hey, I hate you too. *sarcasm* Now answer the question.

Grover: HE WAS BLUSHING BY MY GIRL?  HE IS GOING DOWN!!!

Nico: What? No!

Me: Were you not blushing because you are gay?

Nico: NO!  I AM NOT GAY!!!

Me: Okay, then why do you like-

Nico: *tackles me*

Me: Get off of me or I will tell them!

Nico: *gets off* If you tell them, I will attack you with my sword.

Me: The only reason why I am not throwing up is because you don’t know what you just said.  So I will let that one slide.

Nico: Anyway, I am not gay.

Grover: SO YOU DID BLUSH BY MY GIRL?

Nico: No!  She is ugly!  Why would I do that?

Grover: YOU THINK THAT SHE IS UGLY?!?!

Me: I am so confused of how you want him to respond.

Grover: He isn’t supposed to.  He is supposed to bow down and beg for mercy.

Me: He is the ghost king, he doesn’t bow down to anyone but me.

Nico: What?  I would never- *bows down to me*

Me: See?  I am so amazing that the ghost king bows down to me.

Hazel: Bro?  Are you bi or not?

Nico: I’m bi!  Happy now?

Me: No, you need to be happy or no one is happy.

Percy: In that case, everyone would be happy only if I am by Nico.

Nico: What?

Me: Shut up Percy!  No one cares!  *throws blue pancake at Percy’s face*

Nicole: Why a pancake?

Me: The real question is, why not a pancake?

Hazel: I thought the real question was whether Nico is gay or not.

Me: Yep, this is an awkward topic.  *Lets Nico go*

Nico: *runs out door*

Nicole: *runs after Nico*

Piper: I ship it.

Me: That is the hardest ship name I have ever had to think of.  Do you like Nicole or Nicole?

Piper: Definitely Nicole.

Me: That is exactly what I was thinking.  If anyone ever has to make a ship name of Alex and Alex, may the gods be ever in your favor.