Me: Who here speaks Spanish?
Leo: Yo hablo Español!!!
Me: Great!!! Como teroristas!!!!
Leo: …what?
Me: Ey shake
Leo: Um, do you know what you just said?
Me: Ey shake
Leo: I’m not going to shake.
Me: Ey
Leo: I think that she is broken
Me: Ey
Annabeth: Or maybe she is trying to annoy us.
Me: Ey
Leo: So are you trying to annoy us or are you broken?
Me: Ey
Percy: I’m so confused.
Me: Shake. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta.
Leo: Yeah, she is broken. Where is her off switch?
Me: And do the Harlem Shake.
*every one crazy dances*
Hazel: What is going on? Why is this happening to me? *keeps crazy dancing*
Frank: Halp! I can’t stop twerking!!!
Miley: Me neither.
Frank: Get out of here sister!!!
Clarisse La Rue: Hades no. Keep her out of camp. She fricken twerked on my poster of Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber: I didn’t know that you were a fan. *winks*
Clarisse La Rue: Why do you think I have such a great aim with a spear? Now get your pretty boy face out of here before I use you as a live target.
Justin Bieber: *giggles* she called me pretty. *giggles* *skips out of room*
Miley: No! Come back! I need to twerk on you!!! *chases Justin*
Clarisse La Rue: Can I just push her into the pits of Tartarus now?
Ares: No! Then everyone will start pushing enemies into Tartarus. Then there wouldn’t be any wars for me to watch!!! :’(
Clarisse La Rue: I see your point. Can I just jump into the pits of Tartarus?
Percy: What about Chris Rodriguez?
Clarisse La Rue: Shut up, punk.
Percy: Wow, you are a lot nicer now. It must be your love for Chris.
Clarisse La Rue: You say that one more fricken more time, punk, I’m going to shove you into a toilet of lava once I find one. Let’s see you control one of those. I’ve got to go on a date- I mean I’m late for giving the Stolls a beating session. They went too far this time. *stomps out*
Piper: Chris Rodriguez must be quite a…lucky guy?
Percy: I’ve shipped her with him sense the days of the Labyrinth.
Jason: I WISH I WAS THERE!!! THEN THE SHIP WOULD BE MORE LIKE A CRUISE SHIP THAN THE FISHING BOAT IT IS NOW!!!
Reader: I’m confused. When are you going to ask a question?
Me: Oh yeah. This one is from -_-Calypso-_- She asked “have you all done the Harlem Shake? If not, you should do it.”
Percy: So that is what it is? That thing that we did just a few minutes ago? I guess that we have done that before.
Annabeth: It was actually created by Apollo and Hermes when they were having a sleep over together.
Apollo: We weren’t having a sleep over! We were hanging out and we just happened to have a pillow fight, paint each other’s nails, play truth or date, and sleep in pink fluffy sleeping bags! That is a bros’ night, not a sleep over!
Hermes: Like really! Don’t forget when we braided each other’s hair? Omgs, and the part when we took off-
Apollo: Hold up. What happens in the closet, stays in the closet.
Luke: Dad…what did you do?
Hermes: Nothing.
Will Solace: Really, Dad? What are you hiding?
Apollo: Nothing. *whispers* mission abort! Mission abort!
*gods disappear*
Me: If you ever embarrass two gods, may the other gods be ever in your favor.
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