Me: I’m suffering from a high level of writer’s block so bear with me.
Annabeth: Does this mean that you won’t be able to talk to us anymore?
Me: No, it just means that your responses won’t be as hilarious.
Leo: Are you kidding me? I am the Mc Shizzle on a magic school bus with Ms. Frizzle!
Frank: Where did that come from?
Leo: I needed a rhyme. Besides, Ms. Frizzle is awesome!
Annabeth: Guys, stop talking about that show before it is too late-
Percy: YEAH IT’S THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS! *sings theme song*
Me: I’m supposed to ask a question…
Annabeth: Go ahead and ask it.
Me: But it might disrupt the peace.
Piper: What peace?
Me: Good point. Percy, panda pets or blue food.
Percy: WHAT?
Annabeth: Woah, woah, woah. So within the last two chapters, I had to choose my favorite book and Jason had to choose his favorite ship, and now Percy has to choose between pillow pets and blue food?
Percy: OMGS WHY ME?
Annabeth: What’s next? What is Franks favorite animal to morph into? Who does Leo like to annoy the most? What feather does Piper like to wear the most? What baseball bat does Coach Hedge like killing monsters with the most?
Me: I didn’t make the questions! I ask them!
Percy: I. CAN’T. CHOOSE.
Me: Sorry about your luck.
Percy: *faints*
Me: Sorry, @Rebel_Fangirl12, he can’t answer.
Jade: BUT I NEED TO KNOW!
Me: It’s not my fault that he fainted.
Jade: Yes it is! YOU. ARE. THE. AUTHOR.
Me: I am? Oh yeah…that means that I can end the chapter before it gets nasty. If Percy ever passes out when you need him most, may the gods be ever in your favor.
Me: Wait, why am I not leaving? *taps watch* What?
Jade: You need your chapter to be at least 500 words to end it, dumbo. Otherwise the readers will only notice how short the chapter is.
Me: But I have writer’s block! I can’t continue much longer!
Percy: *wakes up* I just had a weird dream. So I was eating a piece of enormous blue cake and then before I took my first bite I heard a high voice screaming for help. I turned around and saw that it was Philip. Philip, my passed panda pet.
Annabeth: Wait, how could you tell that it was Philip?
Percy: I don’t know, I just felt a connection to him. I dropped the cake and started to go towards Philip, who was doing the moonwalk. Then the blue cake screamed for help, and I was going towards it. Then Philip cried for help, then the cake, and it went on and on until I woke up.
Me: Is that 500 words yet?
Jade: *whispers* 40 more to go.
Percy: So, I can’t choose, because each of them are dear to me. I would rather die than to be without both.
Me: If you are ever stuck trying to stall words then may the gods be in your favor. :D
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Questions For the Argo 2 Crew
Hayran KurguHave you ever wanted to ask the crew a random question? Well, now you can! This book is known to be "Amazing" "Hilarious" and "Update more or I shall steal your Oreos!" (Even if the first two were forced out of some people by tickling them until t...
