Questions For the Argo 2 Crew

Pertemis and Percalypsobeth?

Me: I'm back (sooner than expected) and have a question that I'm sure will start a riot!

Jason: Is it about ships?  OMGS SHIPS

Me: Actually, yes.  Okay, Annabeth, do not kill me or the asker for even mentioning this.

Annabeth: I make no promises.  You'll just have to take your chances.

Me: Okay.  Well, @Melody_Mist  is the asker.  So please spare me.  I only deliver.  She wants to know "What do you think of the ships Pertemis, and Percalypsobeth?"

Annabeth: I'll tell you what I think.  I think that those would never happen because Percy is loyal.  He couldn't possibly ditch me for a virgin goddess--or suggest adding someone else to the relationship.

Me: How could you be so sure?

Annabeth: He's been my boyfriend since we were sixteen, I know my Percy.  Besides, I also know Calypso.  She's sneaky and would never be satisfied with having to share Percy.  I wouldn't trust her enough to love her or vise versa.

Me: Okay, if that's what you believe, that's fine.  Anyone else?

Percy: Why am I mentioned in both of those ships?

Me: Because girls are constantly falling over you.  Only a huntress could resist.

Percy: Uh, cool.  I guess that both ships

Annabeth: *glares*

Percy: *sweats* Um, yeah.  No, nope, yeah, no. 

Me: ...what?

Percy: Yeah, no.

Me: Could you elaborate?  Expound your answer?

Percy: I don't know what "expound" means, but sure?  Artemis is great and all, but her brother would shoot me down if I tried to touch her.  But, of course, I'm talking as if Annabeth died or found someone else that I would ever consider going out with anyone else. *smiles apologetically at Annabeth*

Annabeth: *fake smiles* (It was actually a kind of dangerous smile...)

Percy: As for Percalypsobeth...I'm not really into the threesome dating thing.  I'd have trouble loving two girls instead of pouring all my love and time into just one.  But if you like the idea, go for it.

Jason: YOU TWO ARE CR-A-Z.  Don't you know a good ship when you see one?  Ugh!  Come on, Percy.  You might be the only guy good enough for Artemis.  The only guy that is capable of giving her the respect that she deserves.  Any other guy would want to be dominant, but you can take being the beta so it'd be so cute.  Plus, you'd probably run around in a huntress gown and let's face it: you'd look fabulous and ridiculous.  So, Percy?  If anything happens to Annabeth, I want you to shoot for the moon and get Artemis to be your girlfriend.

Me: What about Percalypsobeth?

Jason: I've never thought of that one before, but there is always room for new possibilities.  Come on, Percalypsobeth?  How cool would that be?  A relationship between three people would be new and exciting, but oddly complicated.  That sounds awesome, and I'd ship it any day.

Leo: I don't know, dude.  Percalypsobeth doesn't seem to be that great.  I think that if you took Calypso out and added her to "Leo", then it would be a good ship.

Me: So basically you like Percebeth and Caleo?

Leo: Those ships sound delightful.

Me: Great, so what about Pertimis?

Leo: Sure, go for it.  I'd love to be at Artemis' wedding.

Piper: No to both ships.  Annabeth deserves Percy all to herself.

Annabeth: Thanks

Frank: I have no opinion.

Hazel: I think that both ships are worthy of thought, but I would exactly say that I support either of them.

Me: I think that I got all the seven to answer, but I feel like I'm missing someone.

Jason: Oh look, we got through an entire chapter and I didn't get offended!  Look. At. That.

Me: Yeah, yeah, I get it.  If you ever want to date Artemis, may the gods be eva in your favor.