Me: What’s up?
Percy: WE JUST DEFEATED GAEA!!!
Me: Wait, what?
Annabeth: YEAH!!!
Me: But…does that mean that the Argo isn’t going to be used anymore???
Annabeth: Yep. Your questioning days are over. Now you don’t know where we are so you can’t find us and question us.
Me: …*cries* You know what? I’m just going to go home and watch Doctor Who.
*At home watching Doctor Who*
Me: *sobs* *stuffs spoonful of Nutella in mouth* *sobs*
TV: Are you my mummy?
Me: *sniffles*
TV: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Me: *laughs* *starts crying*
*35 minutes later*
TV: I’m a time traveler.
Me: *chokes on Nutella* PERFECT!!!
*steals Tardis*
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Whovian 2: YOU CAN’T JUST MIX FANDOMS LIKE THAT!
Me: Can and did.
Whovian 38: Who does she think she is?
Whovian 932: Ugh, Americans are so uncivilized. *sips tea*
Me: Staph! You are just jelly that you don’t have a Tardis.
The Doctor: Get away from the timey wimey thing!
Me: Oh crap. *rushes inside* *time travels to beginning of Mark of Athena* *gets out of Tardis and is on Argo* When am I?
Jason: Romans! Please!
Me: *Rushes to side of Argo to watch*
*Jason and Piper are being pelted with plates and stones. Jason tries to shield Piper, but a brick caught him above the eye*
Me: SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU!
*brick crashes onto deck*
Me: Maybe I should go inside… *rushes inside and hides*
*three hours later*
Me: *enters lunch room*
Annabeth: WHO ARE YOU!
Me: Don’t you remember me? Oh wait, you haven’t met me yet. You will meet me later…but what if I come back here later thinking that it was my first time…and then there are two of me at the same time…that isn’t a good idea. Oh well, YOLO!
Percy: Is she okay?
Annabeth: Maybe we should get Mr. D.
Me: NO! I’m here to question y’all. *looks at Jason* Are you okay?
Jason: No, I was hit in the head with a brick.
Me: It’s not just some brick! That was Phoebe and she loves you!
Jason: Well, she is kinda pretty.
Piper: Jason? How hard that that brick hit you?
Jason: IT’S NOT JUST A BRICK! IT’S A SHE AND HAS THE NAME OF PHOEBE! RESPECT HER!
Piper: Jason, I’m actually getting a little worried about you.
Jason: RESPECT PHOEBE!
Me: I’m kinda sorry that I came…but it is better than the future.
Annabeth: What? Does Gaea win?
Me: I’m not allowed to say…
Annabeth: TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’ll ask a question later. I’m going to go into the Tardis for a while and meet some people.
Everyone: …
Me: If you ever steal the Tardis from the Doctor, may the gods be ever in your favor.
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Questions For the Argo 2 Crew
FanfictionHave you ever wanted to ask the crew a random question? Well, now you can! This book is known to be "Amazing" "Hilarious" and "Update more or I shall steal your Oreos!" (Even if the first two were forced out of some people by tickling them until t...
