Questions For the Argo 2 Crew

Can I kill you guys?

Me: This solarlunarix person is like, awesome! Thank you for all the questions!

Percy: *looks around* who are you talking too? I don't see her.

Me: She will somehow hear me. Anyway, her next question is probably going to get the best responses.

Percy: Is it another one of those "Does Annabeth know that you kissed Rachel?" questions? If it is, then I'm leaving.

Me: Don't! *locks door* you are not going anywhere.

Annabeth: Why doesn't anyone listen to me when I say that Mr. D. is needed!

Leo: Because if she needs his help, then I really need his help!

Me: Thank you, anyway. Can I kill you guys?

Percy: I don't know, can you kill us?

Piper: Omgs Percy. Someone asked us if they can kill us and you are trying to make fun of them?

Percy: I thought that was what this book was for. To have a laugh.

Me: Actually, I made it because I am bored and no one but my closest friends knows how hilarious I am. But I guess that you are kinda close.

Annabeth: You have friends?

Me: -_- Just answer the question.

Leo: I'm too hot to be killed. I think that goes for everyone here besides "me" and Frank.

Frank: I could beat you up into a pulp if I wanted to.

Me: Same here.

Leo: Um, I could easily burn Frank's life line and then just give "me" a really bad burn.

Me: Who ever said that I didn't have the same gift that you have? You can't burn me!

Frank: Not another one.

Leo: Woah, you have the same gift?

Me: Yeah, but it is more mentally. Because you can't burn someone if they already burned you!

Annabeth: You make no sense.

Me: I try not to think, it interferes with being nuts.

Leo: That is my quote! Put quotations around it!

Me: "it" there you go.

Leo: -_-

Me: LOOK GUYS! IT IS THE MAGESTIC LEO WHALE! TAKE A PICTURE BEFORE THE WHALE SWIMS AWAY!

Everyone: *takes out cameras*

Leo: Paparazzi! Please! Stop! I just want to live a normal life! *covers face with couch pillow*

Jason: I SHIP IT! YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER!

Me: I do to! I ship Lelow! (Leo+Pillow) (Pronounced Lilo from Lilo and Stich)

Jason: YUSH! OTP!

Leo: I love you pillow! I am no longer the seventh wheel!

Pillow: Leo, I just...don't feel the same way. We could still remain friends with benefits.

Leo: But I don't want to be just friends. :'(

Pillow: I'm sorry, I can't control how I feel.

Leo: No one sinks Jason's ships. *burns pillow*

Pillow: NOOOOOO!

Hazel: What just happened there?

Me: You are too young to see ashes of a body. Look away.

Hazel: I am the oldest one in here! But I just look your age. So why don't you turn around?

Persassy: I have taught you well.

Me: Okay, that might have been the most random thing that ever happened on the Argo. Thank you so much for the question, solaralunarix.