Me: I'm back!
Annabeth: I THOUGHT THAT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO UPDATE ANYMORE!
Me: That's a ridiculous thought. The Argo crew would be so lonely without me.
Leo: Actually, it's a bit too crowded. *glances at Frank*
Frank: Really?
Leo: What's the question?
Me: This one is actually for you, Leo. "What were your first thoughts when you met Calypso?" FunckyChunk26 had asked.
Percy: Woah, you met Calypso? How's she doing?
Annabeth: PERCY! I thought that you were over her!
Leo: He sure is. Enough to just leave her behind.
Percy: If I stayed, no one would be alive. I put everyone else's needs over mine, sorry.
Leo: You put the needs of others over Calypso's! How could you?
Percy: Are you suggesting that I let everyone else die? Do you know how terrible of a choice that would be?
Leo: Better than breaking her heart!
Annabeth: Stop with this whole mushy gushy crap! Percy, come. *Starts heading for the door*
Persassy: Hades to the no! I'm going to stay and set this hot pocket-lover straight!
Annabeth: What did you just say?
Percy: I said...coming...*exits with Annabeth*
FunckyChunk26: So...Leo...what do you think of Calypso?
Leo: I can't say it out loud, or Aphrodite will become jealous and doom the ship.
Team Leo fangirls: *look at each other* *look at Leo* TELL US!
Leo: Fine. Calypso is like Barbie, but with crystals for eyes and gold for hair.
Frank: She sounds hideous.
Leo: Fine, I'm not good at descriptions. But she is the adjustment to my tools. The gas to my motor.
Hazel: Awwww
Leo: She's more beautiful than Aphrodite herself!
Aphrodite: Now you've gone too far.
Leo: THIS is what I was concerned about.
Aphrodite: Make me fangirl or make me the construction worker of your romance. You have a minute.
Leo: Um...um...she's the lantern in my darkness? Um... the allo to my burn? The sunscreen to my sunburn?
Aphrodite: THAT'S SO CUTE OH MY SELF!
Me: NO! SEO IS CUTER
Jade: EXACTLY! Sky and Leo together forever!
Leo: You like me?
Me: I play hard-to-get although you had me at "You know what happens to ice in Texas? It fricken melts!"
Aphrodite: I don't ship it. Go with some other guy.
Me: But...but...
Jade: Listen here, you lovely Ms. O'Leary. Sky is the water to his fire and you are the thorn in their shoes. Use your magic to help him realize it or don't use it at all.
Aphrodite: Oh! I'm trembling in my designer shoes! I'm going to put a small curse on you. *small curse*
Jade: *gains split ends* Wow. I'm so ashamed. *sarcasm*
Aphrodite: You ought to be! I can see those split ends from here. Ha!*disappears*
Me: So that was that. You offend Aphrodite, may the gods be ever in your favor.
And to you, reader. What were your first thoughts of Calypso? What do you think of her now?
CZYTASZ
Questions For the Argo 2 Crew
FanfictionHave you ever wanted to ask the crew a random question? Well, now you can! This book is known to be "Amazing" "Hilarious" and "Update more or I shall steal your Oreos!" (Even if the first two were forced out of some people by tickling them until t...
