Why you got to be so rude?

552 27 83
                                    

Me: You know I’m all about that base, about that base.

Percy: NO TREBLE!

Jason: Isn’t it “no trouble”?

Me: Nope, I was correct as always, look the song up.

Jason: But using electronics would mean attracting monsters.

Me: What is wrong with you?  Why are you acting so…normal?

Jason: I have no idea why.

Me: SOMEONE!  GET THIS POOR BOY SOME COFFEE!!!

Hazel: Isn’t he a little young for coffee?

Me: Really?  Have you seen the Hollister trashcan?

Hazel: Nope, it is too dark inside.

Me: Well, when I put my brightness on my phone all the way on and shined it on the trashcan, I could not see the trashcans because it was covered in Starbucks cups.  So coffee is now a teen thing.

Hazel: That is rather sad.

Me: It truly is because it means that Starbucks has a line that is even longer.

Leo: Starbucks lines get longer?  How?

Frank: Another person could get in line.  That would make the line longer.

Leo: You know what I mean.

Frank: No one ever knows what you mean.

Me: I know what he means!

Frank: See?  “No one” knows what you mean.

Me: Are you saying that I am a nobody?

Frank: Yep.

Me: I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me no choice.

Frank: What are you going to do?  Ask a question?

Me: Yeah, how did you know?  Wait, no one cares about how you knew.  This one is perfect for the moment and is asked by RaeOfSunshine448.

Annabeth: That is rather a bright name for a question related to this dark moment.

Me: What is going on?  WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE SUCH PROPER AND OLD GRAMMER?

Percy: You think this proper, but I think not.

Questions For the Argo 2 CrewWhere stories live. Discover now