Me: Just to remind everyone again, high school is boring. Unless you are a social butterfly, then it might be fun. Otherwise, you might not have such a great time.
Cali: But it is still better than middle school.
Me: *laughs* Oh yeah! A LOT better than middle school. Anyway, guess who needs to be here to answer the next question!
Persassy: Probs me. Like, puh-lease, is there anyone that can answr a question as good as da sass mast-a?
Me: Sorry about that, but the question is for the ghost master. DA GHOST KING!
Team Nico Fans: *cheer*
Me: Yet Nico isn't here.
Nico: Yes I am. *comes out of corner* I've been here the entire time.
Me: :O So, you've been here for all of the questions?
Nico: Well, yeah. Like I said, I've been here the entire time. Just, sometimes, I don't make my presence known.
Me: This. Changes. Everything.
Percy: You were in here when Annabeth and I...
Nico: Yes. And, your idea of "bonding time" is messed up.
Percy: Come on! It's romantic to watch The Little Mermaid and dance to all the songs together!
Nico: No, that's just weird.
Persassy: #YouSoJellyRightNow
Nico: #NicoSayNo
Me: ANYWAY, about that question. Nico, pandaemi429 would like to know if you'd rather have Percy, or McDonalds.
Nico: This is the third question IN A ROW where someone feels the need to remind me of my past. Like seriously?
Jason: It's okay Nico, we don't judge. We love you just the same.
Nico: Why do you guys keep mentioning Happy Meals? You sacrifice McDonalds two times to the dead and people just automatically assume that you're obsessed!
Hazel: Every time we go out to lunch, you recommend McDonalds.
Nico: It's not like I have much money.
Hazel: And you always ask for the toy.
Nico: Because the dead enjoy pieces of colorful plastic.
Hazel: And every time that we go, the cashiers asks, "The usual for you, right?"
Nico: FINE! I like Happy Meals, but I'm not obsessed.
Jason: What about Percy? Are you obsessed with him?
Nico: *glares*
Persassy: Every1 loves da sass mast-a, so u got no'thin on him!
Nico: Honestly, no. I'm not obsessed with Percy.
Me: I wanna get an answer, and I know who might help get that you of you. *invites Will*
Will: Dude! You've got to stop popping me out of the infirmary every time you feel like it! I was just running tests on someone's blood!
Me: You can wait for the results. Now, Nico is refusing to choose between McDonalds or Percy.
Will: *looks at Nico* How is that decision so hard?
Nico: *shrugs*
Will: Nico, lemme make this easy. You see your arms? You see that bit of fat that fit people have?
Nico: *looks at arm*
Will: Me neither. Although McDonalds is fattening and not the best thing, or even a good thing for your health, I'm going to have to prescribe that you pick McDonalds.
Nico: I honestly don't see the big-
Will: Doctor's orders.
Nico: But it is my-
Will: Doctor's orders.
Nico: Why are you so seri-
Will: Doctor's orders.
Nico: *frustrated sigh* What ever you say. I choose McDonalds.
Persassy: What is wrong with me? What do Happy Meals have that I don't?
Nico: I can't exactly sacrifice you to the dead without starting a hurricane.
Annabeth: He's got a good point.
Will: I'm glad that we all agree. McDonalds it is.
Me: If you ever try to sacrifice Percy, may the gods blast you out of existence.
What is more important to you? Percy, or McDonalds?
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