Questions For the Argo 2 Crew

Why do the demigods act so strangly?

Me: Okay, I know-

Crazy Fangirl: ABOUT TIME!  IT HAS BEEN TWO WHOLE DAYS!

Me: I know!  What if I told you that I will write a few chapters today to make up for it?

Crazy Fangirl: ALL HAS BEEN FORGIVEN, now please continue.

Me: Great, I was afraid that I would be chased by an angry mob.

Crazy Fangirl: We would chase you, but we don’t know where you live.

Me: I totally don’t live in Orlando.  Seriously, I don’t.  I would probably have to work in a tourist shop and I don’t do well with people that don’t try to understand instructions.  Anyway, how is the weather?

Annabeth: It is kinda stormy because we are having another attack.

Me: That is nice, have time to talk?

Annabeth: NO!  I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO TALK WHILE THE WHOLE CREW’S LIFE IS IN DANGER!  I DON’T HAVE TO SAVE THEIR LIFE AT ALL; OF COURSE I HAVE TIME TO TALK!

Me: Oh, great.  I thought that I was interrupting.  Hello?

*silence*

Me: I guess that they are a little busy.  Okay, are any mortals around?

*silence*

Me: Demigods?

Fangirl 1: I am here!

Fangirl 2: SAME!

Fangirl 3: SAME!

Fangirl 4: SAME!

Fangirl 5: SAME!

Fangirl 6: SA-

Me: Let’s not see how many fangirls there are.

Fanboy 7: SAME!

Me: You have got to be kidding me.  I guess I will ask the Fangirls.

Fanboy 8: What about mwah?  I heart camp half-blood!  You can’t forget mwah and thy other fanboys!

Me: And the fanboys.  They can answer too.

Fanboy 9: YUSH!  I SO EXCITED!  OMG, YUSH!  IM ON WATTPAD!  YUSH!!!

Me: I’m starting to regret this.  Anyway, I guess I will continue to ask the question.

Fanboy 9: YUSH!  THIS IS SO…LSDHF AHG;AKJFVLIHFHGALDGHAH FGKDFGH AHAHA!

Me: I hope that is a good thing.  Anyway, “Can somebody tell me why do the demigods act so strange?”

Fanboy 5: HOW COULD YOU CALL MY LIFE STRANGE?  GAH!  THY FEELS WERE JUST MURDERED!

John Green: NO ONE HURTS FEELS EXCEPT ME!

Rick Riodian: You are hilarious Mr. Fault in Our Stars.

John Green: OMG! I READ THE WHOLE PERCY JACKSON!!!

Me: Yeah, I saw in the background of one of his pictures of him in his study or something, he had the Percy Jackson books.

John Green: I HAS BEEN EXPOSED!!!

Me: Don’t worry, we all cover our face with sharpie.

John Green: You know about that too?  Omg, I must go and destroy some more feels.

Me: Okay!  Have fun!

John Green: I will.

Fanboy 5: HE MURDERED THY FEELS AND YOU JUST LET HIM GO LIKE THAT?

Me: Yeah, he wrote a really great book.

Fanboy  5: AND THAT BOOK HAD CAUSED ME TO CRY NONSTOP FOR TWO HOURS!

Me: That is one less hour than me.

Fanboy 5: You read that book?

Me: Not yet.

Fanboy 5: THAN YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND!!!

Me: Okay than, could we get back to the question?

Fangirl 10: THEY ARE PERF!  NOTHING IS WRONG WITH PERF PEOPLE!!!

Me: Okay then, I guess that is the answer.  If you ever read The Fault in Our Stars in class and finish it, may the gods be ever in your favor.