Me: IT’S SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY!!!
Percy: Do they have blue cake?
Me: Probably.
Percy: I WANT SOMEEEEEEEE!
Me: ME TOOOOOOOOO!
Annabeth: Percy, you JUST had some blue cake.
Me: Why did he have cake? Y’all only have cake on special occasions!
Percy: It was to celebrate your death.
Me: At least you got the color of the cake right. But why would you think I have died?
Annabeth: Because you haven’t been here for a week!
Me: I know, I’m lucky that no one spammed the comments. But I am here now!
Random Fan: TO CELEBRATE SOME STRANGER’S BIRTHDAY!
Me: SHE IS NOT A STRANGER! SHE IS MY SISTER AND HER NAME IS THALI!!!
Random Fan: UPDATE A CHAPTER WITH JOKES! I NEED JOY!!!
Me: BUT I HAVE FOUR PAGES OF ALGEBRA!!!
Random Fan: YET YOU FOUND THE TIME TO WISH UR SIS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Me: BECAUSE I MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN TO GET A BIRTHDAY PRESENT! I’m cheap like that.
Thali: BUT I WANT A PRESENT!!!
Me: Oh crap, she heard me. Well, I made the 50th chapter just for her so I think that I deserve like “Best Sister Ever award” for that.
Thali: Fine. I hope you enjoy your birthday present…
Me: :’(
Thali: >:)
Me: D:
Thali: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: I thought you loved me!
Thali: I thought you cared!
Miley Cyrus: You shout wherever!
Justin Bieber: And I’ll be there.
Me: THALI! I GOT YOU JUSTIN BIEBER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Thali: But I hate Justin Bieber.
Me: I know…*slides over bow and arrows* Believe me, I know.
Thali: I don’t get it.
*10 seconds later*
Thali: Oh! I get it! *aims and misses Justin*
Justin Bieber: What the ****? That ***** just tried to kill me! Just like all those other ***** out there that are trying to ******* kill me. What the **** does everyone hate me? Oh yeah, its cause those ******* are jealous that they can’t be me.
Me: Or maybe you are jealous that you can’t be ghetto.
Cali: Not to mention the language. There are little ears present!!!
Thali: HE CALLED ME A MEAN NAME!
Me: I didn’t catch it. What did he call you?
Thali: HE CALLED ME A PORTAL! *tear* a peasant mortal. *tear*
Me: YOU BETTER RUN!
Cali: YOU BETTER HIDE!
Nicole: YOU SEE THAT GIRL?
Chloe: YOU MADE HER CRY!
Apricot: Go get the gloves.
Tate: So I can stab his heart.
Octavian: AND WE CAN ALL RIP HIM ALL APART!
Justin Bieber: *runs away*
Me: Who is the best sister ever?
Thali: *still crying*
Me: Looks like I did my job. If you ever call anyone I don’t dislike a portal, may the gods be ever in your favor.
P.S. Wish Thali a happy birthday. Her Wattpad account is called "writingnation"
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Questions For the Argo 2 Crew
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