Me: Sorry about not updating in two weeks, but no one seemed to notice so I’m forgiven, right?
Random Reader: HOW DOES THAT MAKE UP FOR ANYTHING?
Me: Um, so…I did it on purpose! Yeah! I did it so then…YES! This is an Easter present!
Random Reader 392: But it’s not Easter Sunday.
Me: Oh, would you rather have me wait until tomorrow to publish this or to publish it right when I finish?
*silence*
Me: Exactly. Oh yes, I should be asking a question. I feel like doing something new…
Question for readers: What would you think about me making a One-Shot book of Percy Jackson moments? (Because I feel like recording what they are doing during Easter and can only imagine Percy going on an egg hunt. He’d probably be like “Okay, Annabeth. I’m going to get all the blue eggs, you get all of the other colors.” And then he’d push all of the little kids out of the way to get all of the blue eggs and if he sees a kid with a blue egg, he tackles them, dumps out all of their eggs, gathers all of the blue eggs, then runs off. Then their mom comes up and gets like all Mama Bear and he is like “Did your child save the world twice? Uh, no so y’all owe me.”)
Me: Okay, now that I got that out of my system, I’m going to just ask everyone…wait…WHAT?
*silence*
Me: THEY…I CAN’T HEAR THEM…THEY AREN’T SPEAKING…WHY NOT…OMGS IT IS WRITERS’ BLOCK!!! My career! It’s going because I can’t hear them why not I feel so OMGS!
Jason: Ikr, I know that feeling. Like when you read the two POVs of your ship and they both like each other but they are too scared to admit it to each other so I’m just there like “FRICKEN KISS BEFORE I BOOK SLAP YOU!!!”
Me: OMGS THEY SPEAK!
Annabeth: *presses button on stop watch* And, it took only two minutes of silent treatment until you were driven insane.
Me: I FEEL SO FRICKEN HAPPY I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD NEED TO EAT ANOTHER BOWL OF ICECREAM TO BE ABLE TO HEAR Y’ALL
Random Reader: Why not just get high to get ideas?
Me: DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME? I didn’t want to have another bowl of ice cream because then that would mean that it takes more then one bowl to get high.
Random Reader: I didn’t mean a “sugar high” I meant-
Me: OMGS A BLUE BUTTERFLY
Percy: OMGS WHERE?
Me: See? Ice cream works!
Hazel: What kind of ice cream was it?
Me; It was cookie dough icecream. I feel like my rambling lost readers but…
*beat starts*
Me: THESE READS AREN’T LOYAL!
Annabeth: Did you just-
Me: Yeah. As for the question that I randomly chose, “Is Percy fat from all of the blue soda?”.
Persassy: WHO ASKED THAT QUESTION?
Me: @Girl_With_A_Twist
Persassy: GRL IF YOU JUST CALLED ME FAT WHY DON’T YOU JUST SAY IT?
Twist Girl: I wasn’t calling you fat.
Persassy: THEN WHAT THE HADES DID YOU ASK THAT?
Twist Girl: Because I wanted to know if you where.
Persassy: WELL GUESS WHAT? I AM NOT FAT FROM BLUE SODA!
Annabeth: Yeah. *mutters* He is fat from blue cake.
Persassy: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU MS. O’LEARY?
Annabeth: Excuse you?
Persassy: I meant…you look lovely today as you do always. I will go with Nico now and go on a date.
Annabeth: No.
Persassy: What?
Annabeth: No. I don’t care if you are just the spirit of my boyfriend, that is not why I am doing this.
Jason: OMGS girl, you will ACTUALLY do this for me.
Annabeth: For us.
Percy: What the Hades, Annabeth? Are you cheating on me?
Annabeth: No.
Jason: It’s okay, Annabeth. I remember my first time, I was scared to death.
Leo: And I helped him through it.
Jason: Yeah, back in Chapter 4…when I had to admit my true self.
Annabeth: But, I don’t think that I can-
Jason: Yes you can.
Percy: What? Are you really dating him or some “friends with benefits” crap?
Annabeth: No, I’m *tear*
Percy: Just say it, I don’t care. Just be honest.
Annabeth: I’m *tear* a…fangirl.
Jason: YOU DID IT! :D
Annabeth: PERSASSY YOU ARE GOING TO LEAVE NICO ALONE OR SO HELP ME IF YOU ARE WITH HIM YOU BETTER BE TALKING GOOD ABOUT WILL.
Persassy: What is all of this about?
Annabeth: Persassyo is a dead ship. Solangelo is alive.
Persassy: No. I thought that you shipped us!
Annabeth: SOLANGELO IS MY OTP I’M ABOUT TO KILL YOU YOU SPIRIT OF SASS
Persassy: But…I can’t. I need my Nico.
Me: IT DOESN’T MATTER! SOLANGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Persassyo shipper: BUT NO!
Perico shipper: PERSASSYO IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SOLANGELO!
Persassyo shipper: Allies?
Perico shipper: Allies.
Me: NO SHIP WARS IN MY BOOK! Unless that brings more voters, BUT UNTIL THEN, NO SHIP WARS.
Aphrodite: LET THE FEELS RAGE ON!!!
Ares: THE BLOOD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY!
Piper: MOM! AGAIN?
Me: If your mom ever embarrasses you like that, may the gods be ever in your favor.
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Questions For the Argo 2 Crew
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