Questions For the Argo 2 Crew

Who would win a fight between Poseidon and Athena?

Me: Okay, I think that we are done with the personality thing.

Jason: Maybe for the My Little Pony, now it is time for the Avengers.

Me: It is my book, I get to choose what we talk about.  This time, I’m going to ask a question that solaralunix had asked.

Piper: Where is Percy?  He usually would have said something by now.

Me: How could y’all not know where they are?  They have to be somewhere one the ship!

Leo: Festus, where is Percy?

*click tap squeak squeak click*

Leo: He said that he doesn’t know.

Me: So he went on for about three minutes to say that?  You need to teach him phrases like “IDK” because that would take a whole lot less time.

Hazel: SO WHAT IS THE QUESTION?

Persassy: Now is not the time for all caps.

Me: There he is!

Persassy: Who are you looking for?

Me: You.

Persassy: Oh, you think that I am Percy.  No, I am the physical form of his sass.  We all have one, but he has so much sass that I can actually be seen.

Me: Oh, so do you know where he is?

Persassy: One word, Percebeth. *fades away*

Me: Is it just me or do you imagine him talking in some narrator for an angel?

Leo: He kinda is an angel.

Me: K, me has a idear.

Hazel: What is it?

Me: Annie b hater on me grams.

Jason: That makes sense.

Me: The thing that doesn’t make sense is that auto correct didn’t correct me when I said, “Annie be hater on me grams.”  Therefore, I must have perfect grammar without trying.

Jason: I know what is happening!  Percy and Annabeth must be out on a date!  OMG!  THY FEELS ARE EXPLODING!

Me: Good, this question is not something that we want them here for.  Who would win a fight between Poseidon and Athena?

Jason: Do not allow Percy and Annabeth see any of this, it might destroy my ship.

Leo: And we all know what happened to Pillow when she destroyed one of his ships.

Piper: R.I.P. Pillow.  2014-Whenever you read that chapter.

Leo: And may she rot in the fields of Punishment.

Me: Preach!

Hazel: I think that Poseidon would win.  The Roman Athena was not the most powerful Goddess ever so. 

Frank: I agree that Poseidon would win because Athena as a Roman is more like a worker at a crafts store.

Jason: Apparently, you aren’t familiar with how strategic and fierce Athena can be.  If her daughter’s glare is scary, then her mother could scare anyone with hers.

Piper: As powerful as Poseidon is, Athena could easily trick him.  He isn’t the smartest god that there has ever been.

Leo: I think that Athena would win.

Me: I’m not sure who I think would win.

Random Reader: I don’t care what you think.  TEAM LEO!!!

Me: Alright then, I hear you.  I’m going to talk anyway.

*Pounding on door*

Piper: I think that they are done on their date.

Jason: Quick, hide all of the evidence of this script!

Me: I know just what to do.  *Types more conversation*

Jason: How is that helping?  Are you trying to sink my ship?

Leo: No one sinks one of Jason’s ships *lights hands on fire*

Random Reader: TEAM LEO!  I LOVE YOU!

Me: Oh, I think that it is just the team Leo fan.

*More pounding*

Random Reader 2: OMG!  I KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN THERE!

Hazel: Why did you have to create team Leo?

Leo: I thought that it was a good idea.

Me: Too bad that pillow isn’t here to protect you from cameras.

Leo: She sunk one of Jason’s ships, she got what she deserved.

Me: Alright. If you ever mess with one of Jason’s ships, may the gods be ever in your favor.

Piper: Is it just me, or do your endings of the chapters remind you of Good Luck Charlie?

Jason: So true.  When the director messed with my Spendy ship, (Spenser+Teddy) I messed him up.

Me: You are the reason that the show was cancelled?  You are so going to get it.  If you don’t want Jason to die, may the gods be ever in your favor.