How do you please Aphrodite?

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Nicole: So if Persassy never existed…you would ship me with Nico?

Aphrodite: Just as much as I ship Chloe with him. :D

Nicole: Oh that can be arranged. >:)

Chloe: Hold up.  Do you have the supplies for the…event?

Nicole: No, but I gots the skills.

Chloe: *brings out bag full of…pointy thingies* We will make a great team.

Nicole: >:)

Jason: I SHIP IT!

Me: No.  Just no.

Jason: Not even a three way ship??? )’:

Me: Don’t even go there.

Nicole: And after we take care of Persassy…

Chloe: We take care of Jason and his disturbing ideas of ships…

Me: Shhh, don’t say your plans out loud!!!

Piper: Anyway, if I wanted to please my mom, I’d just break up with Jason and she would be super proud of me.

Aphrodite: It’s true. <3

Frank: I’m not too sure because I’m not exactly the ladies’ man-

Leo: Unlike me.

Frank: But I think that just protecting Hazel is what she wants.

Aphrodite: It seems a little too easy for the ship.  What about a fire and a stick?

Frank: WHAT?!?!

Aphrodite: I’m just kidding!...a little.

Percy: She is pleased with Percebeth.  We have went through enough.

Aphrodite: What on Olympus makes you think that Percebeth went through enough?  Enough is never enough!

Percy: Oh, I don’t know.  Maybe when we had to lift the sky together.  Oh, and when Rachel came.  Than when Annabeth deflected a blade from hitting my certain spot.  What about the time when my memory was taken away and sent to the Romans?  I feel like I am forgetting something…oh yeah.  WE FELL INTO FREAKEN TARTARUS AND SURVIVED!

Aphrodite: And you think that the suffering is done.  That is adorable. :)

Leo: Well, I am the lady man.  So I just flex these muscles *lifts arms of skin and bone* all da ladies come to me.

Frank: No one is running to you.

Leo: I meant, all the single ladies.

Me: If they aren’t too busy putting their hands up!

Beyoncé: Dat’s right grl!

Me: :D

Reyna: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!

Thalia: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!

Chloe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!

Nicole: NOW PUT YO HANDS UP!

Me: If you are going to try to please Aphrodite (which I do not recommend), may the gods be ever in your favor.

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