Marble Hornets Randomness

Merry crim

Alex: bruh honestly what even is Christmas

Jay: Jesus' birthday

Alex: no but like what is it

Brian: can we celebrate one Christmas without Alex having an existential crisis, or Tim having a mental breakdown

Tim: what if Christmas is all my fault???? Like what if I made Christmas what the FUCK

Brian: I literally hate y'all

Seth: guys I made pie

Alex: what kind, dipshit

Seth: Apple

Tim: YOU DON'T MAKE APPLE PIE ON CHRISTMAS

Seth: o srry

Jay: -pours sticking out- why do I have a broken twig and half a bagel in here lol

Brian: money was tight this year

Jay: hmm -bites bagel- mmmhm yeahmmm k

Alex: yo I got a gun in my stocking

Brian: no you didn't

Alex: I know. I wish. -sighs- I got a bag of coal

Brian: a... an entire bag...?

Alex: -pulls out five pound bag of charcoal from his stocking-

Brian: hmmm

Tim: THOSE WERE FOR THE FIREPLACE HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE S'MORES NOW??? -sobs-

Alex: I don't know, just use this

Jay: should Tim go in the baby corner

Everyone: -slowly nods head-

Jay: -leads Tim to the ark I mean baby corner-

Seth: why did he get so mad at my Apple pie

Jessica: where am I

Alex: f u c k

Jessica: I literally just woke up here????????

Amy: -is dead, but filled with Christmas joy-

Sarah: -remains irrelevant and probably dead maybe-

Operator: howdy folks. I almost forgot to give y'all your Christmas gifts

Brian: -receives his hoodie and mask- dang

Alex: -gets a gun- hell Yeah

Operator: never mind -takes the gun back and tosses it outside-

Alex: -fetches the gun like a dog??-

Operator: -tosses Tim's mask and coat in the baby corner-

Tim: -continues sobbing with added angst and despair as toxic memories flow in-

Operator: -straight up bonks Jay with a tape-

Jay: yay

Operator: -takes Apple pie and leaves-

Seth: oh no

(MERRY CHRISTMAS. Sorry for being gone for almost a year lmao. Love y'all)