Jay: LET'S GO TO THE ZOO
Tim: no
Jay: I'LL BE IN THE CAR
Tim: no
Jay: -is outside- CAN YOU UNLOCK YOUR CAR
Tim: no
Jay: THANKS
Tim: why the hell does he always do this
Jay: -waiting by Tim's car-
Tim: -unlocks the car- I'll let you drive. Just don't get any marks on my car or I will kill you. No joke. I will fucking stab you
Jay: no but I need adult supervision
Tim: ...you're older than me
Jay: by a month or so... but it doesn't matter
Tim: do it yourself
Jay: but I need you to come
Tim: but I'm not
Jay: please?
Tim: get Alex or Brian to take you... Brian likes animals, he'll be happy to go... I don't know about Alex. He hates everything
Jay: fine. I'll ask Brian
Tim: alri—
Jay: BRIAN
Brian: -walks outside- yeah?
Jay: can you take me to the zoo
Brian: sure! Tim, would you like to go?
Tim: uh
Brian: it's fine if you don't want to... I could just take J—
Tim: yesI'llgo
Brian: okay. Sounds good! Who's car are we gonna take?
Tim: I'll drive
Brian: -sits in the passenger seat-
Jay: -sits in the backseat-
Tim: -sits in the driver's seat and turns the car on-
Alex: -riding on a scooter- where are you guys going?
Brian: -rolls down window- we're going to the zoo
Alex: mind if I come?
Brian: it's fine dude, get in
Alex: alright -puts scooter somewhere and gets in the backseat-
-tIME SKIP-
Jay: woah
Alex: what
Jay: look at that
Alex: that's a pigeon
Jay: no not that, the other bird
Alex: it's a Blue Jay
Jay: -blushing-
Alex: stop
Tim: -is with Brian looking at the antelope- they're deer
Brian: they are African deer. And that's cool
Tim: ...sure I guess
Brian: why are you so down... like, I don't know. You seem kinda depressed and sad...
Tim: -shrugs- I don't know
-TIME SKIP AGAIN-
Jay: hey look! A nest
Alex: what
Jay: -throws a rock at the nest and giggles-
Alex: what the shit
Jay: -runs away-
Alex: aRE THOSE HORNETS
Alex: -screamiNG- AHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHH
-running around in circles-
Hornets: -swARMING-
Alex: aGHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH??????
Jay: lmao
Alex: JAY WHAT THE FUCK
Jay: you're scared of hornets... but you named your student film, Marble Hornets
Alex: ANYTHING IS SCARY WHEN YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY IT
Jay: what if it's a cute innocent toddler though
Alex: CHILDREN ARE THE SCARIEST CREATURES. I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I WAS BEING CHASED BY A TODDLER. OR I'D SHOOT IT.
Zookeeper: could you tone it down sir?
Alex: THERE IS LIKE FIVE HUNDRED HORNETS CHASING ME. I DON'T THINK I CAN
Zookeeper: fine then -leaves-
Alex: -ruNS THE FUCK OUT OF THE ZOO, AND SEES TIM AND BRIAN IN A SHADY SPOT-
Tim & Brian: -kiSSING-
Alex: HOly SHIT, GUYS
Tim: wHAT
Brian: oh hey... Alex... didn't see you there! Ha ha... ha... ha.
Alex: I waS BEING CHASED BY HORNEtS
Tim: nice
Alex: FIVE HUNDRED OF THEM. CHASING AFTER ME AT LIKE A MILLION MILES PER HOUR! I almoST DIED!
Brian: huh... well uh... we should probably go back to the car now
Tim: sounds good
-tIME SKIP-
Brian: guys... we left Jay at the zoo...
Alex: it's ok
Tim: yeah it's fine
Brian: if you say so
Jay: -bEING CHASED BY A GROUP OF TODDLERS- HELP
