Marble Hornets Randomness

Talent Show

Alex: so... I've gathered you here today to... uh... -clears throat- tO TELL YOU ABOUT THE TALENT SHOW

Jay: Talent show??

Alex: YOU HEARD ME

Tim: I already want to leave. Actually, I never wanted to come here

Brian: yay! Talent show!

Alex: aaaannddd You are all going to show one of your uh— talents

Jay: What if I am not good at anything?

Alex: you've gotta try

Jay: what if I fail though

Alex: I SAID YOU'VE GOTTA TRY

Jay: okay okay...

Alex: -breathes in-

Jay: what

Alex: -breathes out- OkayIamhappyAlexnow

Jay: uh

(Three days later)

Alex: alright so who is going to go first

Jay: mE

Alex: woah you have a talent?!

Jay: -walks onto stage-

Jay: Hallo. My name is Jay. I am going to tell you a spooky ghost story.

Every audience member (also known as Jessica): BooOOooOOooO

Jay: I'M KIDDING. I'M GONNA DO A MAGIC TRICK!

Jay: -takes off his hat- wHERE'D THE BUNNY GO?!

Jay: it seems that I have lost my bunny

Jay: gosh darn it

Jay: where is my bunny

Jay: bunny

Alex: -throws him off the stage- Tim you're next

Tim: alright -walks onto stage-

Tim: -exists-

Audience: -suddenly forty people are there and they all applaud-

Tim: -walks off stage-

Brian: -walks on stage-

Brian: I AM A SUPER HERO

Audience: ???

Brian: -wearing a cape- nnYYYYYOOOMMMM -runs around-

Audience: -still confused-

Brian: aaaannNDDD I AM A STRIPPER! -takes off shirt-

Pole: -there-

Brian: aND A POLE DANCER

Alex: tHAT IS ENOUGH. BRIAN. NO.

Brian: BRIAN YES -hisses and is sexual Brian-

(SEXUAL BRIAN, NO wHY)

Brian: -does some unholy dance-

Alex: WHAT

Brian: -does more unholy dance moves and slowly becomes less clothed-

Alex: uhhh

Audience: -applauds because Brian-

Alex: -throws Brian off stage- Now it's my act

Alex: I AM AN ARTIST!

Alex: YOU SEE THIS EMPTY CANVAS?

Person: -standing there tied up-

Alex: HAHAHAHA -pulls gun out of his jacket- MY FAVORITE COLOR TO PAINT WITH IS REDDDDDD

Person: -trying to scream-

Alex: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Everyone: NoOOoo

Alex: HahHahHAHAHHEHEHAH

Everyone: AlexxXXxX nNOonnOOno

Alex: mYEHAHAHAH ha Ha HAAH CauaGhh CAUGh hauGhH CAUG CAIH COugHhHhh VAUAHh GhHahah HHA -choking-

Alright