Marble Hornets Randomness

DrUGs

Alex: woah

Jay: what

Alex: everything is a different shade of purple

Jay: what happened

Alex: I did a whole bunch of drugs that's what

Jay: but drugs are bad

Brian: what kind of drugs

Alex: a lot

Brian: a lot isn't a good response

Alex: -shrug-

Tim: did you fucking take my pills

Alex: no I didn't take your pills

Jay: um

Seth: uh

Alex: woah look at that purple duck tape over there (-wINCE-)

Tim: duck tape? Did you mean—

Alex: no. I didn't mean Fuck Rape

Brian: ???????

Alex: ExcUSE ME I'M FINE

Jay: UHHHH. NO YOU'RE NOT??

Alex: EveRYTHING IS FINE YOU DICK

Tim: stop. Go like— what cures drug effects

Brian: he could go kill himself

Tim: if you say something like that again I'll throw you out of a window myself

Brian: oh alright. Maybe he could just stay far far faaarrr away from us

Alex: aghhhhh

Tim: how do we make him go away?

Brian: we could kill him

Tim: Brian.

Brian: I'm sorry. I'll stop talking about death

Seth: hey guys. Why are there a whole bunch of empty pill bottles over in the corner?

Tim: -suspiciously looks at Alex-

Alex: -falls over-

Seth: oh shit

Brian: he fucking took my pills

Tim: your pills??

Brian: I didn't mean that

Tim: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Jay: On what

Tim: ???

Jay: oh never mind I thought you were talking to me -stares at floor-

Alex: Ow

Tim: ALEX YOU FUCKASS. YOU TOOK MY PILLS.

Alex: nnnOo. You don't have proof

Tim: I HAVE QUITE A BIT OF PROOF. LOOK AT THE CORNER

Alex: there isn't anything there lol

Tim: STOP DOING THINGS

PS: I'm sick. I'm very sick. I'm hURTING eVERYWHERE. Also, idk what this was but enjoy I guess