Marble Hornets Randomness

LeMon

(If you haven't read the book, Distorted, this chapter won't make any sense to you at all. Also, this chapter uh... it's featuring Lennon... whose nickname is Lemon. DOn'T ASk)

Lennon: hey guys

Tim: who the fuck are you

Lennon: you don't know me?

Tim: should I?

Lennon: remember back in college—

Tim: yep. I definitely do not remember that.

Seth: LEnNON

Lennon: SETH

Seth: -hugs Lennon-

Lennon: -hugs Seth-

Tim: -whispers- Brian, who is that

Brian: isn't that the gay prostitute who Alex got for like a night, but then just told all of his problems to him, so the dude just left?

Tim: what?

Brian: well I guess that isn't him then

Alex: Seth, why're you hugging that random guy

Seth: How do you not know him, he auditioned for Marble Hornets... remember?

Alex: the only people I really remember were the people actually mentioned in the YouTube channel's videos. So that's a no can do.

Seth: it's Lennon

Alex: can I call him John

Lennon: don't

Alex: So... John

Seth: Alex, don't

Alex: can I call him Lemon

Lennon: don't

Alex: John Lemon

Seth: ...

Alex: John Lemon

Lennon: -hiSSING-

Seth: calm down

Lennon: -hISSING STILL-

Tim: why're they both so tall

Brian: -shrug- where's Jay

Tim: oH NO.

Brian: w—

Tim: OH NO

Brian: what happened

Tim: I FUCKING LEFT JAY IN ROSSWOOD! I. LEFT. JAY. IN. ROSSWOOD.

Brian: trust me, it isn't that bad

Tim: IT'S VERY BAD! IT'S LIKE LOSING A CHILD IN A STORE!

Brian: but no one likes Jay lol

Tim: TRUE, BUT I HAVE TO PROTECT HIM!

Brian: ew. That'll just make the fangirls ship you dudes more

Tim: FANGIRLS? SHIPPING?

Brian: yeah. Jam. Do you not know about it? If you don't, then that's good.

Tim: -sCREAM-

Lennon: woah there. Who're those dudes

Seth: That's Tim and that's Brian. They're both super gay. Jay is like their adopted child that neither of them like

Lennon: ah

Alex: Where is Jay

Tim: I LOST HIM

Alex: YOU LOST JAY

Tim: YEAH. I DID. I FUCKING DID.

Alex: YOU. LOST. JAY

Tim: HE'S IN ROSSWOOD

Alex: FUCK. I DON'T WANNA GO THERE.

Lennon: what's so bad about this Rosswood place?

Alex: nothing. Nothing's wrong about it. It's just a park... where our friend got a little bit lost in -fake smiles-

Lennon: huh...

Alex: I could show you around there!

Lennon: Alex... I haven't had a decent conversation with you in so long... Why exactly would I let you lead me through somewhere which sounds very dangerous?

Alex: fuck. So he's not a Jay

Seth: not even close

Alex: well fuck you. The person who says not it last has to go to Rosswood to get Jay!—

Tim: —NOT IT

Brian: not it

Lennon: not it

Seth: not it

Alex: not it— FUCKING SHIT DAMN IT HOW DID I SAY IT LAST

Tim: because you're a loser

Alex: BYE -angrily stomps off to Rosswood-

Jay: -falls off the roof- oh hey guys

Tim: WHAT THE FUCK

Jay: I was sunbathing

Brian: with all of your clothes on?

Jay: why would I be naked lol

Brian: THATWASN'TMYPOINT

Tim: but... you were in Rosswood??

Jay: nope. I learned how to be quiet!

Seth: woah

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