Marble Hornets Randomness

RaP

Alex: So guys, I was thinking about becoming a rapper

Tim: you just... decided this

Alex: yeah

Tim: okay?

Alex: I need two words that rhyme. I can't rhyme at all

Jay: cock and clock

Alex: I don't like you, Jay. So zip it

Jay: hahrhhrahrhehehehrh

Alex: Tim give me two words that rhyme

Tim: death and meth

Alex: why are y'all so bad at this Jesus Christ

(I doubt any of them would ever say y'all but grrrr I always have the urge to say y'all, but I said y'all instead of uhhh.... something else idk)

Tim: I don't know. That's the first thing that came to mind

Alex: Yeah because you're messed up and Jay's gay

Jay: HEY! THAT RHYMES! JAY AND GAY

Alex: If I ever make a rap song about you I will kill myself

Jay: oh

Tim: noose and moose

Alex: no

Tim: chair and hair

Alex: stop

Tim: what. You said, "say words that rhyme"

Alex: God. I want to be the next Eminem. Not some stupid rapper

Jay: The real Slim Shooty

(I fUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT THAT I WHEEZED. rEEeE. I MADE MYSELF LAUGH THAT HARD. AHHHHHH)

Alex: Jay

Jay: yes

Alex: December 6th. Remember that date

Jay: y lol

Alex: just remember it

Jay: k

Tim: To be honest, Alex. I feel like you'd be a terrible rapper. You look more like an aggressive keyboard player in a techno band, or a guitarist to a heavy metal band

Alex: But I wanna be a rapper

Jay: yay

Alex: what

Jay: I was thinking about hot pockets

Alex: I am concerned with your mental health

Tim: I'm concerned about all of us to be honest

Alex: shut up

Tim: no

Alex: why

Tim: because

Alex: because why

Tim: because I can

Alex: fucking damn it. I knew you were gonna say that

Tim: ha

Alex: fuck you and your dreams

Tim: I don't have any dreams

Alex: haha yeah, you depressed piece of shit

Tim: K

Jay: so uhhhhhhhh

Alex: what

Jay: How's your rapping career going

Alex: I haven't even started it yet

Jay: oh. Right

-later-

Alex: hahahahahaha I fooled both of you

Jay: what

Alex: I don't want to be rapper

Tim: I knew you didn't want to

Jay: oh ok

Wow